Literally How Does Your Mind Work 😟

do you want to play substance abuse with me after work

Apples are so fucked up you can get two from the same pile ans one tastes more like an apple than anything youve ever eaten and the other tastes like water poisoned by pharaohs

sleepy on main

bro shutup im trying to remember what i just said

everyone shut the fuck up i’m trying to focus on my diabolical homosexual thoughts

I overthink things you've never even thought of

ever since I was little I knew I never wanted anyone to turn the big light on

if you need me i will be internally screaming but being so normal and sexy about it

go find what a fic of ur life would be tagged as on ao3