*said With Barely Contained Lust* God That Guys A Fucking Freak

every day I'm clocking in for my shift at the not making sense factory . we don't know what we're making only that it's not sense.

i need a capri sun and then i need to be shot

I need to lie on this guys chest I just know he'd be comfy

oh fuck baby don't stop you're gonna make me wish i was never born

"we are two peas in a pod" no yall two rees in a tard

naked cuddling is therapy

what the fuck was that about

Matteo, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket, sir? Hahahaha. 

Dave: Do you think other people can’t hear you?

Jesus Christ on the cross was the world's first pin-up boy

i feel like getting shot would feel so interesting for two seconds and then it would probably feel bad