Based On Hollyberry's Cake Shop Dialogue

Okay, can we talk for a min about the fact that gingerbrave technically knows explicitly WHAT happens to cookies baked in the oven by the witches? Like his whole introduction in the game cookie run: ovenbreak is that he woke up one day, surrounded by non-animated cookie versions of himself, understood that the witches were planning to eat him, and RAN to save his life. And if we’re going off the idea that Gingerbrave happened upon the land of Crispia during his venture to run away from the witches, then are they just — keeping the information about the witches on the down low from them? Because they know for certain that cookies from Crispia downright revere the witches as like, their Gods, right?

Do you think when Gingerbrave found out that what White Lily Cookie saw “that night” were the witches eating non-sentient cookies, that he felt sympathetic to her PTSD? That, yeah, he was there too — it happened to him upon his birth, and he’s been running from it ever since? But why did he never say anything? Do you think he felt compelled to keep it hush-hush because the cookies of Crispia would think of it as heresy? Or do you think it’s because it’s more merciful to keep his silence — that cookies were born to be eaten?

Like can u imagine that the God you revere and pray to, that you send well-wishes to and celebrate, actually made you to sate their hunger? That your flesh is not made your own, that you were never meant to actually be alive? You were not meant to BE? You were just made to be consumed?

Maybe this is my religious trauma speaking to me and my ever-rampant need to project on my fave characters, but God, that is so fucked up. And White Lily can’t even know about — she feels all alone about what she had to witness, about what happened, like she would be labelled insane for even mentioning what she saw — but there are literal COOKIES in her presence, YOUNGER than her, that have witnessed, lived, and RAN from said witches all their lives.

Which one do you think is more fucked up; that one can’t share the horrors she witnessed because everyone else would label her a heretic, or that one can’t confide in the fact that all their life, it has been the ONLY thing they have ever known — and has been the only thing that has kept them alive?

"return to nothing."

cookie hyperfixation real bad so i HAD to draw her, such a cool concept and she gives me silent hill vibes

Is Wizard cookie half blind in this au? :0

Indeed they are ✨🤲 they quite have the trouble when it comes to seeing even in their other eye, eo they often had to rely on their staff(Witch's wand) more often..

They kinda have a lazy eye with their right eye where the burn/acid incident happened whilst their left eye is near sighted which means it's often blurry... They REFUSE to where glasses because they already have a scarf and a hat, so its already an overwhelming amount on upper equipment and they refuse to remove both otherwise..

Their wand more so send them signals? They could probably do a spell bond that would allow Wizard Cookie to see through his staff, though he gets overwhelmed with the new perspective view that it kinda makes him dizzy, opting him to just rely on the staff for compass that would either give him sound signal or magic pulse to notify him...

He's basically walking around with a blurry vision mostly and wouldn't see you if your far away.

His eyes also glow in the dark due to magic effects, though his right eyes only glow dull due to it not really working... His eyes can also be slit like a cat or snake (He doesn't like it... He hates it)

His hair often is unkempt or messy if you left him to deal with his own due to him not wanting to look into mirrors. Its often Strawberry Cookie who does the trio's hair, being the one who atleast have some self preservation (does she?..)

And also magic burns on his hand due to overusing magic and Witch spells that most cookie don't even know off, his lighting spells are probably his favorite for why he uses them often and because it's less noticeable to be learnt outside of Earthbread... (And maybe a sense of mercy as being the less ruthless spell he'd learn and the one specially self taught and not forced upon by the W¡¿#C)

He's a mess unworthy and tainted with so much blood- Jam on his dough... Why did he survive, even he doesn't know.. Perhaps a way to torment him further from what he is and what he's made off...

Overall, I hope this long yapping is enough to make up for my late reply 😭🙏

I've been getting too busy lately with school... Im sorry🥹

Oh and if there's any typo srry😔

Guys, hear me out!

This is 100% canon to me, thank you very much! It was so good I had to draw it during working hours Thanks to @my-mom-named-me-duck for the input, I loved it so much!

A few years later...

The student surpassed his master!

What a proud big brother Nari is <3 Thank you for your attention I'll be back writing now.

QUEEN KEHET👸👸👸👸🐸🐸🍄🍄

Hello I haven't used this account in years but I have a new hyper fixation thing

These are super scruffy stuff so far, I'm working on a better quality thing..

(These ones are just basic sketches/ concepts of them in my style so by all means I KNOW THEY ARENT GREAT BAHWHWH)

Leshy shall become a bush butterfly! Or a fuzzy moth!!

(tosses you a bunch of buttons. only half land on the table.) gimme another one of them bishop doodles, bartender! (pretty pleaaaaase thank you)

HOLY FRICK!!! BUTTONS!!!!

Your wish is my command, here’s some doodles of the bishops adjusting to the cult life (the life without epic bishop powers)

Now I wanna see Shamura being the Uncle he is.. Bonus if the other bishops get involved.. I'm sure Leshy is happy to have babies to throw around

Little joke for the comic

I made an au hi

Golden Cheese Kingdom Meme Repository™️

I just want these four to be found family who would die for each other but also bicker all the time, ok :(

I saw your dejammed au and all I can wonder is how the beasts interact with the main three, who gets along best with who? I can see Wizard and Shadow Milk getting along slightly, but also it's Shadow Milk. Will we also get to see the beasts possibly growing closer to the three kiddos as time goes on, since Dark Enchantress seems to be actively making herself a bigger threat to the kids(not surprising, I'm pretty sure they've thwarted her plans and allies a lot of times by that point)

id LOVEEE to have the other beasts interact with the gingerbrave gang. theres one issue tho, and its that they never met these kids in canon i believe? mystic flour and burning spice confrontations happened without input of these three, instead it was always the other allies of the involved ancients. so while itd be fun, i dont think anything meaningful wouldve come out of it... maybe?

while her calmness is eerie, mystic flour wouldnt bother strawberry that much. she wouldnt strike up a conversation or pester her often, instead theyd just. exist in eachothers presence, which is a great breather from everything being so overwhelming

gingerbraves moxie and determination surely would amuse burning spice, at least somewhat. feisty little thing, which is actually admirable

as for shadow milk... he gets the most interactions with the kids due to au plot reasons, and since he is in constant danger of being exposed to their presence. ESPECIALLY ever since he decided to organize magic lessons to stave off boredom. is there other reason for these? who knows, but nothing has happened SO FAR. hell, strawberry crepe stays nearby too, shadow milk is one-in-a-lifetime opportunity for dough analysis and overall a curious study subject. dont worry though, theres always some supervision so that shadow milk doesnt get any funny ideas. or at least at first, as time goes on the unthinkable happens and he actually becomes trusted enough to hang around others without needing anyone to keep an eye on him