I Just Realized That I Made It Sound Like The Reason I Hadn’t Been Posting Was BECAUSE I Was Eating

normal guy and coworker doing. Literally anything idc i'm insane about them

Normal guy does NOT like smoking, he ate the cigarettes after. Sorry this took so long, I’ve been busy with exams and stuff🥲🥲

NUH UH YOURE A DUMB NAME

DAD SOME GUY WHO LOOKS KINDA LIKE YOU SAID I CAN HAVE A PASSENGER PIGEON!!!

>[Jazper held up the pigeon once again. It cooed and fluttered its wings, but seemed docile.]

HIS NAME IS POODLE!!

HES NOT ME THO- also, no offense but that's kinda a dumb name-

>[Button’s head tilted to the side, she didn’t know what that meant.]

Mrrp?

>[Button brushed some pieces of glass away with her tail and made a path to Bryce, rubbing against his leg and purring.]

[You hear a LOUDDD crash and screech coming from your bedroom]

WHAT THE HELL??

<[He rushes to his room]

HEHSHEHEHEHEHEH

After careful consideration, the STUDIO INVESTIGRAVE team have decided the current protagonists of Elevator Hitch, Dead Plate and Married in Red are unfit for their roles. So we've decided to switch them with another character.

Please welcome the new protagonists 💞

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

h i

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Hi!!! politely throws some doodles at you!!

I’m sick right now and very busy this weekend, I might not post a lot right now, I’m sorry!! I’ve been trying to get over this fever, but I’m just too hot that my body finds it necessary for me to be at 103.5 for two days straight/j

I’m sorry, I’ll be posting again soon <33

She’s so perfect, Vince!

Isn’t she just breathtaking?

Yap yap yappppp

…

Rody. Get back to work. fucking loser.

(I didn’t have a picture of manon ready I’m sorry)

(VINCENT is red RODY is orange)

No I didn’t cook the rat…!?

What kind of psycho do you take me for…

Then WHAT did you give me for leftovers last night!? WHERE IS THE RAT, VINCENT!?

??

It was fondant. Obviously. -???

It was a joke, I thought you of all people would find it funny. Hey! What’s that supposed to-

And besides, I can’t have a rat in my establishment, it’s incredibly unsanitary! So naturally I made him an enclosure up in my apartment upstairs.

His name is Mouse.

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Silly AU where Vincent doesn’t actually kill anyone, he just doesn’t pick up on social cues and is silly (wdym this isn’t how the game happened?)

Some silly doodles of Cotag + baby Winnie!!

(They’re a family and you can’t tell me otherwise)

And a bonus sketch

Very messy I’m sorry