Sirius: I'm Gonna Fight The Giant Squid

When your city is on level 2 water restrictions and your country is burning and you are forced to have 4 minute showers

soooo I did a thing.

Everything except Remus frickin Lupin saying I love you goddammit

oh. my. fuck. OH MY FUCK HAZ this chapter has e v e r y t h i n g I'm sobbing but also I'm dying at lo saying bitch-ass move HAZ YOU'VE KILLED ME

This was a GOOD line to write I’m glad you liked it :))))

Somebody said muggle youtuber AU and I just had to

-remus lupin

Honestly BLESS Ted for trying to maintain control of the evening for the sake of his two ladies (and remus), he loves them so much. An angel

(( OOC: Prayer circle for poor Ted Tonks, who has sat through a tense dinner with his treasured wife and daughter FAR TOO MANY TIMES.

Actually, here’s a few favourite Ted faces, tag yourself: ))

1. Mama Mia here we go again Ted

2. Points have been made Ted

3. Dad eyebrows Ted

3. If I stuff my face I can’t be called upon to agree Ted

4. I’m too sober for this shit Ted

5. Time to intervene I guess Ted

Lou Sanders is the living embodiment of Dora Tonks.

Enough said.