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Happy day

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Mom said its my turn with the big dick

CAHIBDADE!!!!

This is what the alphabet looks like from above (Capital first then lowercase)

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Bitch !! !

Cowabunga

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

please for the love of god watch this clip from nathan for you