#mood

just so ppl are aware, i firmly believe april fools is for funny little gimmicks, absurdist memes, and dad jokes, so this blog won’t be reblogging any sudden flashing/jumpscare/g0re videos!!

2022

oh shit we got december tomorrow…

matches 2015

U think some1 is controlling corey like in ratatouille

Yes anon, but instead of a transgender rat chef it’s just a bunch of maggots crawling around in his hair making him do unspeakable things.

AQUATIC CREEPYPASTAS:

Jeff the KRILLer

Slender MANTA RAY

Ben Drowned

The LAKE

Smile DOG FISH

Squidward's Suicide

Russian SWIM Experiment

Eyeless JACK FISH

Infinite Garfield generator

he

him

[robot with the biggest eyebags ever] ill be fine as soon as i organize my wires nothing a bit of cable management camt fix. yeah hold on i just gotta allocate more ram and reset my internal clock and plug this usb stick in. ya im fine i just need to recharge and turn this dial and do a quick system reset. the diagnostics of that script i ran are a lie btw im fine. do you have any cigarettes

nobody ever praises me or pats me on the head or feeds me small treats despite my consistent excellence in the field of not purposefully ripping cabinet doors off their hinges to fulfill some sort of maladaptive destructive urge