Okay I suddenly remembered a joke that goes " – we're friends with benefits – don't believe him we're not friends" and despite my shadowflour(although Im not sure if it's gonna be relevant in Eldad Faerie AU) and purelily brain i want to joke that this is Eldad au Shadow Milk and Pure Vanilla because Shadow Milk internally goes "yaay my !!bestie!! came back i can continue being absolute menace to him!!!" and Pure Vanilla internally goes "someone take him off of me i pray"
My masterpiece
People be heterocoding queer ships (please pray tell, when was the last time you saw gay wedding depicted with both men in black suits (as it is irl) as opposed to black and white, when was the last time you saw lesbian wedding depicted with both women in white dresses as opposed to one in dress and the other in black suit? How many do you see lesbian pairings that are not manly man but woman and girly girl? Heterocoding is another can of worms, I stop now) and then be furious when people ship hetero ships.
Sorry, but most of queer ships as of now are traditional hetero couple, but they are the same gender. I would like to call THAT a forced heterosexuality, not when people find some hetero pair they love. I bet if it was not shadowflour that got loved, but let's say mf/de, there would be no neg comments even though mf apparently hates all evil (bruh, she literally got grounded by Witches together with other Beasts, SHE DID SHIT IN HER LIVE, SHE JOINED THEM)
I will probably vent about heterocoding sometime later but as of now... I jope that's all I wanted to say
Just saw a shadowflour hate post, feeling good /sar (no hate to that person, I simply unfollowed and decided to make a response ig?)
How and why is it forced heterosexuality all of a sudden? That's bullshit. Any time we decide to ship a hetero ship its forced apparently?.. the gatekeeping is so insane.
Also.. when did it say that she hated evil and chaos? She legit destroyed a whole forest in a trailer (spoilers down below)
She also caused an illness to the dark cacao kingdom and also killed dark cacao's loyal followers. Sure, she might not care but you cannot say that she hates evil when this stuff happened..
She mightve only joined the beasts for her own cause yes, but they have the same goal, to destroy earthbread.
Also we are legit gatekeeping smc from any ship now. Jeez, what's next? We can't ship eternal sugar with him because she looks angelic and is lazy?? Or maybe burning spice due to his destruction would be 'abusive' in the relationship hmmmmm? Also, people can still not show empathy and care yet still be in a relationship yknow...
Anyway, shadowflour for the win.
jussum shitpost
Im following only one artist in tumblr the hell all my homepage is fnaf not even from that artist (i never was in fnaf fd)
Do I plan on Yukitoing/Yueing all the prompts? Yes. Yes, I do plan.
List of prompts I stumbled upon is under the cut
im surrounded by unicorn wars whats happening
im fighting gods of this world for my shadowflour
"Dear santa claus give us a vacation for christmas
— old man and old man"
Before tumblr: fiddlestan? Fiddlebill including billfiddlesford? Never heard. Would have never thought about them. Doesn't or almost doesn't work of off canon. Just what?
One week on tumblr: oh save me fiddlestans. Oh save me billfiddlesfords. Oh save me traumatized healing gays. Oh save me fumble polycule. God blessed this fandom. Got always had it blessed.
✌️eldad faerie and sealed mentors crk aus✌️they call me shadowflour ceo🤍🩵 i wont say dni to anyone. youre all welcome but please - be all calm and kind. i dont want to see anyone wishing other person to burn in the hell flames. just please lets all be people here. lets not forget that the best we all can have - its other people, the ones we can trust. the ones who we feel comfortable with. lets all just make this place nice and sweet so no anger and problems will get us here, okay? im counting on you all, sweet guys)
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