Why Is It That Shadowflour I Wrote Was Kinda Hurtcomforty Thingy But Now When Im Thinking Of Writing

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okay but they look so silly to me sometimes god i love old men yaoi

Simpler version of beasts-ancients relationships

Ok so I just realised "hey, Beasts were grounded for ages, if there was tech like phones they would have no initial idea how to get it work", that's the short story, some babbling under the cut

Also, not part of eldad faerie au, just some kinda-modern shenanigans (would you like more of these???)

And then I wanted to sketch it and I decided like "hey, I already have kinda-modern outfit for Shadow Milk since shadowflour sketches, why not sketch him in it" and then I decided I would make Pure Vanilla's outfit match, for what I mainly took his Pastel Blue costume (because nobody's making me believe bro does not wear jeans in that. he wears fucking jeans in Pastel Blue, end of sentence) so here it is

So I guessed it's kinda like modern half-au considering clothing and phones. Meh, no reason to think hard about it, I just like to make little silly unrealistic things. My heart does not long to create epic aus with all these knowledges happinesses corrupted freedoms(no neg, I don't mean they're bad. everyone out there with epic serious aus – keep going, you're so cool), my heart longs for silly beasts messing around in a silly world with their silly non-beast friends

Also Shadow Milk and Pure Vanilla are besties for me, I'm not taking it any other way

Silly blue friends silly besties

Stan: I can't believe you fucked a triangle!

Ford: I did _not_ fuck a triangle!

Stan: then what happened?!

Ford: . . . a triangle fucked me

Stan: I disown you.

Okay, the fuck? I cannot get white cookie in crk in 80 pulls but this white cookie flies in on 5th pull? No fucking way

I've only had cap/havers for a —day— hour and a half but im already sooo not normal about them

I want to turn into warm puddle with heart going brrrrrrrrr out of my sheer love for cap/havers

Nobody takes my cap/havers away

I want to get someone from my close circle to watch ghosts just so i have someone close to be insane about cap/havers to

Im gonna claw into my tragic wartime gays like a plushie and the will not be taken away from me even from my cold dead hands

HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT

Bill only has one eye → Bill has worse depth perception → when Bill first came into 3d world he probably had very confused movements (→ and maybe he crashed into walls or some things)

THAT LOOKS SO HILARIOUS/VERY POS

Someone: what do you have there

Mystic Flour: A KNIFE

I DONT THINK SHE SHOULD HAVE THAT