I Just Made My Grandma (who Doesn't Get Smartphones In The Slightest) Play Sekai

Before tumblr: fiddlestan? Fiddlebill including billfiddlesford? Never heard. Would have never thought about them. Doesn't or almost doesn't work of off canon. Just what?

One week on tumblr: oh save me fiddlestans. Oh save me billfiddlesfords. Oh save me traumatized healing gays. Oh save me fumble polycule. God blessed this fandom. Got always had it blessed.

Feel like creating toxic af billford post canon myself because I didn't happen to stumble upon one all this time

remember "literally married" about eldad faerie au purelily? yeah, they are literally married, i meant it

shadow milk just wants to throw flowers at his sis and bestie's wedding but everybody knows no one's gonna let him (especially if he jumps on someone from unknowm height)

Sealed Mentors AU: Full set

Here's all the blorbos in one place so it's easier to look at them and compare and whatever (send questions please please its a subliminal messaging please please please please)

AU masterpost

He's a stretch to be considered cat by screenshots

cat family (with wendy and ford being a bit of stretch)

+ dog coded soos moments

Okay, listen out

Imagine if one of Dark Cacao – Dark Choco battle dialogues was "remember, son, dying is gay – yes, father"

(double points if they die in that battle)

People be heterocoding queer ships (please pray tell, when was the last time you saw gay wedding depicted with both men in black suits (as it is irl) as opposed to black and white, when was the last time you saw lesbian wedding depicted with both women in white dresses as opposed to one in dress and the other in black suit? How many do you see lesbian pairings that are not manly man but woman and girly girl? Heterocoding is another can of worms, I stop now) and then be furious when people ship hetero ships.

Sorry, but most of queer ships as of now are traditional hetero couple, but they are the same gender. I would like to call THAT a forced heterosexuality, not when people find some hetero pair they love. I bet if it was not shadowflour that got loved, but let's say mf/de, there would be no neg comments even though mf apparently hates all evil (bruh, she literally got grounded by Witches together with other Beasts, SHE DID SHIT IN HER LIVE, SHE JOINED THEM)

I will probably vent about heterocoding sometime later but as of now... I jope that's all I wanted to say

Just saw a shadowflour hate post, feeling good /sar (no hate to that person, I simply unfollowed and decided to make a response ig?)

How and why is it forced heterosexuality all of a sudden? That's bullshit. Any time we decide to ship a hetero ship its forced apparently?.. the gatekeeping is so insane.

Also.. when did it say that she hated evil and chaos? She legit destroyed a whole forest in a trailer (spoilers down below)

She also caused an illness to the dark cacao kingdom and also killed dark cacao's loyal followers. Sure, she might not care but you cannot say that she hates evil when this stuff happened..

She mightve only joined the beasts for her own cause yes, but they have the same goal, to destroy earthbread.

Also we are legit gatekeeping smc from any ship now. Jeez, what's next? We can't ship eternal sugar with him because she looks angelic and is lazy?? Or maybe burning spice due to his destruction would be 'abusive' in the relationship hmmmmm? Also, people can still not show empathy and care yet still be in a relationship yknow...

Anyway, shadowflour for the win.

GO MY SPECIMEN... ROCK THAT SHIT

Gif credit @/playcentermd on twitter

They will rule Belobog one day I believe

Don't worry Hook, you'll grow up and be able to carry it in your arms