How Could You Put That Amazing Quote In The Tags

As it turns out, my mom is really bad at the Pokémon TCG.

I fucking wish phobia meant a fear and not just an irrational aversion to so that I could haunt their nightmares

reblog to scare the aphobes

Not even a minute after I posted this…

Honestly, I’m kinda impressed

Did another chrome canvas drawing

Was going to have him hold a flower but ended up forgetting lol

Aw fuck I dreamt that a video game that played a major role in my childhood and later shut down came back online now with new features like a lobby and a chat to chat online only to realize it was a dream but when I went to check, I realized even though it was a dream, it was actually still true and had the exact same lobby that I had made up in my dream so I played some levels and had fun… then I woke up for real

Some guy told me I am compensating for having a small dick today but the fact that I have a dick at all is news to me.

What if we kissed and I was wearing my hoodiehaj? 🥺👉👈 :333 <3

It’s technically not done yet but fuck you

Why do people’s social statuses depend on stuff like wealth and race and gender rather than their high scores in Tetris?

I am not addicted to booping. I can stop any time I want!

Felt cute, might delete

Mandatory cat tax