Guys I Think Something In The Baking Cabinet Got Moldy. It’s All Gray And Fuzzy

Only 3? Pathetic. /lh

These are only the ones I could think of off the top of my head

How many pride flags can you make using this image?

who that white boy

New playing mat! It moves a bit too much but other than that it’s pretty good.

This is a fucking cake cone and if you say anything else, you are a psychopath /lh /j (but in a very serious way)

Ok I’m really curious

let's say, just hypothetically, that you woke up and you were a train. what then.

Vroom vroom!

I’m back

I’m gonna go make a sandwich, be back in a minute

Fuck you *reads your uncorrected proof* /hj

I remembered that I had this uncorrected proof of one of my former favorite books so I figured I’d read it

Working on a haunted trail is so therapeutic. It’s literally an hour and a half of screaming at people.

How often do you actually get to scream at the top of your lungs and just release all that anger?

Not to mention the happy chemicals you get when they scream back

Well you’re about to see another…

i saw a calico kitty today

Important news: cat blåhaj!

It says it’s a “gift for girlfriend” so I’m going to be my girlfriend for today so that I can order it for myself.

I made it to Reddit