Trying To Decide If I'd Rather Be A Tortoise Or A Turtle. On The One Hand I Prefer Dry Land, On The Other

Dunno if you've heard of this website (I may have discovered it from you now that I think about it), but it produces beautiful, terrible masterpieces.

You type in whatever gibberish you feel like and press create, and an AI will attempt to draw your words over the course of a few minutes. Due to the way the AI interprets words and pictures, you can type the same words in multiple times and get different pictures each time. Here's a few examples:

Cat, Master of Dreams

Beacon

Trollface.jpg

Stellar coral from planet 9

(trypophobia warning for the 4 bee pics below)

4 variations of "bee nest"

And last but not least...

Biggest gaudiest patronuses

(I was hoping the AI would have heard of you, but no dice :/)

I'm having a rough week, tell me something nice?

I͙ͥ̈ͥ͑͑ ̰͎̺̝̏̽͂͛ȁ͍͍̱̓͆ͩ̈m̲ͤ̈ͫ ̮̗͓̤͗ͥ̌ṃ̦͎̦͈͙͆̓ͪͩ̎̊aͥ̐n͚͒ͥ̊ͧ̈́y͚̙̻̝̲͔̬͒́͗ͥ́̓͊

̼̞̜̣̗͔͆̃̒͋̑I͕̝̹̯̽̇ ͇͍͌ͬ̓̒a̠͉̜̮ͤ̈́̅͛ͮ͗̚ͅm̺̭͇͕̰̓̇͑̔̅͆ͤ ̳͚̞̰̣̓͂̿̿ͪr̋ͨ͗͒́̎͗a̦̜͕͇̠͋̒̂ͫͦͣ̈vͧ̊̇ͬͬ̉̚e͖̩̙̞̱̼̒͌̉̂̏ͨ̋n͓ͭͭͅͅo̘͚͕̿u͖̜͖̞ͪ̉̋s͕͉̦̝͇̝̗ͭ͗̎̈

̖̘̞̃̐I̝̜̝̬̪͙ͤ͛͒ͥ̊ͤͣ ̺͓̖̤͈̪̒̇̈́̉a̍̍̾̈ͪͤṃ̭͇̟̤ͥ̚ ̲̬͍͙̥̼̓͐g̮͎͉̮̐̇̔̀́̂̾ ̯͛̈̃e̲̪̦͚͍͔ͭ̃͗̾ͩ͆̅ͅ ͚̲͙̺͍̣̟ͮͨ̋̄̽̓̑l̥̟̹͈̣̩ ̠̱̍̄a͍̙͑ ́̅̏ͯͩtͣ̅̈ͥͩ̔ ͈̿ͧ̽ͧ̅ͧi͗̅̈̔̊̿̓ ̩̹͕̳̓ͭṇ̖̟̻͔̽ͫ̄ͨ̿

New reblog game: run your url through the neural blender and post it

I found a Dark Souls font generator.

You're welcome :3

here, spin this wheel to find out if you participated in stabbing Caesar or if you're just getting a participation trophy because you were there and said "yeah, get him!"

open the sepulchral septum sepulcher with a speculum.

a citrine cistern full of cyanic cysts

Hmm...

Open the (dismal/gloomy/tomb-like) (thin wall/membrane dividing two cavities or spaces, specifically pertaining to the body) (tomb/grave/burial chamber) with a (medical tool for investigating body orifices. Types include rectal, vaginal, nasal, and oral)

A (golden yellow that may be brownish or orangeish, usually referencing a yellow quartz) (waterproof container for holding liquids, usually either rainwater or toilet water) full of (either blue, or containing the poisonous and flammable gas C²N²) (closed sac-like structures, noticeably different from surrounding cells, that may be filled with semisolid material, gaseous material, or liquid material)

...

Open the gloomy, membrane-covered chamber with a medical device used to view inside your openings.

An orangey-yellow receptacle for holding liquids full of sickly, poisonous flesh sacs

Oh.

... It looks like a pretty tongue twister, but I'm pretty sure it's graphically describing the medical examination of a person with bladder cancer.

you know what is such a nice word? sepulchral. it is just such a pleasing word to pronounce. very soft and smooth. 

frick i didn't mean to pres the button it was an accident

... but since I already f'ed up, here's the current results for the patient folks waiting for the poll to end

this blog hates donald trump

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

I haven't seen any but now I very much want to

don't know much about furry fiction but surely there is an established trope wherein some furries are allergic to other characters' dander? like say a gecko scalie falls in love with a cat furry but is allergic to cat hair. trials & tribulations & claritin ensure

please Gaud have mercy

meteorologically speaking, Hell’s atmosphere is mostly composed of fire and brimstone, right?

Someone's probably already done this in better quality, but here you go

But what if it was all a dream