Personally, I Think It Started Earlier, With "I Accidentally A Piano Bench", In 2008

The real question is:

Who gets custody of their children, Aqua and Turquoise?

sometimes when i am angry/frustrated and need a venting outlet, i go through different versions of the same (emotionally fraught, aggressive, tearful, tragicomedic) argument in my head--where I argue viciously (with and against myself) over

the differences bt cyan and teal

whether cyan (or teal) is the superior color

if there is such a singular thing as cyan (or teal) or if it is a subjective category that can expand and contract wildly based solely on one's worldview

how to pronounce cyan

how to pronounce teal

it is a courtroom drama that never delivers the same verdict twice. a mental process both exhausting and strangely soothing. an old reliable friend. in conclusion, i am not neurotypical

reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts

I have ruined it improved it.

dp bitches are so starved for content we'll see a poorly drawn green circle drawn on ms paint and reblog it

Just a quick thing

Found it on Twitter, from @WholesomeMeme

I'm having a rough week, tell me something nice?

Yo DP fandom, my ADHD art brain had an Idea, but I dunno if/when I'll ever be able to draw it.

Danny with eclipse glasses on, taking a selfie with the sun and glowing just enough that you can see his spectral outline next to a ring of fire

Picture a vampire who delivers blood bags for the Red Cross. They’re surrounded by living blood bags whenever they leave their truck, and by literal blood bags while on the road. It’s relatively easy to “lose” a bag here and "discard” an “expired” bag there, even easier if expired blood can still be eaten. However, if something unforeseen occurs, they may have to take a little - or a lot - extra. The higher ups don’t like when donated blood goes missing...

And maybe there are the other vampires who try to steal blood bags, impulsive or desperate people who risk outing themselves for food. How would they see the delivery vampire? How would they be seen?

Companies are starting to use drones to deliver blood to hospitals, ever since Zipline launched in Rwanda in 2014. Would this be an opportunity, or an obstacle? On the one hand, it’s even easier to make blood disappear when you’re the only one with records of where it’s going, and you don’t even have to go outside. On the other, the vampire risks getting replaced at their job, and not being able to adapt to drone work quick enough to get the job. After all, once you’ve gotten used to three meals a day, it’s hard to go back to scrounging or hunting for your dinner...

I found a Dark Souls font generator.

You're welcome :3

here, spin this wheel to find out if you participated in stabbing Caesar or if you're just getting a participation trophy because you were there and said "yeah, get him!"

Huh?

heh.

So if I'm reading this right, the family consists of:

- King Dededad

- Zero vacation days Samus

- and Ness

I think this is my favorite post on the Internet right about now! Edit: And I just needed to Edit this Photo 4 TIMES till it worked here… #youarewelcome #tumblrnoob #learnhowtotumblr