Typical Conversation Between Me And My Best Friend:

I prefer sleep methods because I cannot fathom just— blinking and being there, ya know? But every time I go to shift I get insanely restless. So, like… fuck me I guess?

　　do less than nothing. get more than everything.

law of assumption. simple. absolute. you assume, and it is. not later. not someday. not after a trial period of proving yourself worthy. now. immediately. because reality doesn’t gatekeep. it doesn’t ask for credentials. it reflects. that’s all it does.

assumption is the mechanism. reality is the mirror. you do not negotiate with a mirror. you do not convince it to show you something different. you assume, and it has no choice but to comply.

do you check every morning to make sure you still exist? do you investigate gravity before stepping out the door? no. you assume. and in assuming, you make it real. same with this.

you assume you’ve shifted, and you have. assume you are already living in your desired reality, and reality follows. even with something as minuscule as wanting to be pretty. congrats, know you are and expect results. there is no ‘trying.’ no ‘waiting for proof.’ no refreshing the page to see if it’s working. the moment you assume, it is.

this isn’t work. this isn’t effort. this isn’t some esoteric practice requiring discipline and sacrifice. this is law. mechanics. assumption does not require proof. assumption is the proof.

what you assume, you experience. not because you worked for it. not because you manifested ‘correctly.’ because that’s how this works. reality takes instruction. stop acting like it needs a second opinion.

so stop hoping. stop questioning. stop pacing back and forth waiting for confirmation. the world is not holding its breath, waiting for you to ‘get it right.’ you already have. you assumed. that’s enough.

do less. take more. not because you’re special. not because you got lucky. because this is how it works.

stop reaching. let it come to you.

looking at clothes on pinterest to script in your dr is literally just online shopping which i am very good at.

　　. . . stop putting pressure on shifting and loa ౨ৎ  i’m begging. hands and knees. nicole-kidman-in-babygirl-level pathetic. all work and no play makes jack a dull boy. all pressure and no silliness makes you a shifting chokehold artist. not cute. not camp. so why are you treating shifting like some corporate ladder you’ve got to climb in one go? why are you looking at loa like it’s a performance review waiting to tank? 

shifting is supposed to be fun!!!!!!!!! it’s supposed to feel like giggling at 3 am about how you’re gonna waltz into some alternate reality and seduce a fictional character. it’s supposed to be the kind of ridiculous that makes you laugh out loud because, you’re trying to script what your hair smells like in another world. that’s the magic. it’s light. it’s playful. it’s camp as hell. you’re allowed to have fun, to mess around, to let it all feel easy. you don’t have to wake up every day and white-knuckle your affirmations like it’s a legal deposition. shifting is meant to be yours. dreamy, light, free!!!! like a little skip in the clouds. not something that makes your stomach knot.

when you’re treating shifting like some corporate KPI or the olympics of manifestation, you’re missing the point. stop squeezing so tight. you’re not building a seven-figure empire; you’re daydreaming with a purpose. stop choking it. breathe. unclench. shifting isn’t the SATs. there are no bonus points for being the most serious or stressed about it.

you wanna know what works? what really works?????? not taking it so seriously. take the pressure off. there’s power in absurdity, in letting yourself be a little silly. lean into the fun. play around with the idea of it. laugh at yourself. go outside, sit under a tree, eat something sweet, let your brain daydream for the hell of it. shifting works better when you’re not treating it like an unpaid internship. loosen your grip. loosen your mind. loosen you. shifting is not your boss. loa is not your boss. you’re in charge here. and frankly, if you’re not spilling a drink while scribbling in your journal or dancing to some unhinged playlist about your dr, you’re doing it wrong.

loosen up. let it be fun. you are not shifting wrong because you laughed too much or didn’t meditate for 45 minutes in lotus position. joy is an amplifier. camp is an amplifier. being a little ridiculous IS AN amplifier!!!!!!!!

and here’s the tipsy genius bit i’ll drop, margarita in hand BECAUSE I NEED YOU TO UNDERSTAND THIS!!!!!! shifting isn’t about proving anything to anyone, including yourself. it’s about creating magic, and magic thrives on curiosity, silliness, and the occasional over-the-top flair. so get out there and be a little unhinged about it. script something stupid. throw glitter on your vision board. vibe with it. don’t choke it out. you’re doing great. keep going, but for god’s sake, keep it silly.

you’re already everything you need to be. you’re already on your way. just let it be fun. before you know it, you'll be having fun in your dr too.

adding ‘Unsaid Emily’ to my Inheritance Games DR playlist and cackling maniacally (I’m so sorry Grayson baby I love you)

A message from my brother’s shifter girlfriend:

HELLO all you BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE how are we doing today? good? well great, we are here, we are yapping, we are DISCUSSING our drs. praise waluigi and blessed be :p

Feeling Like You Should Be Doing More? STOP.

ᗢ𓄹 ׅ ࣪ ˖︶꒷꒦⊹˚Ꮚ₊꒷︶꒷⊹˚Ꮺ ᗢ𓄹 ׅ ࣪ ˖︶꒷꒦⊹˚Ꮚ₊꒷︶꒷⊹˚Ꮺ

You don’t need to be doing more. You don’t need to be scripting for hours, repeating affirmations all day, or obsessing over methods. Manifestation is not about effort. It’s about being.

✨ Are you being the version of you that has it?

✨ Are you thinking like the version of you that has it?

✨ Are you trusting that it’s already yours?

That’s all you need. Not more effort. Not more work. Just alignment.

˚₊ ˚ ‧₊ .:･˚₊ ˚ ‧₊ .:･˚₊ *˚ ˚₊ ˚ ‧₊ .:･˚₊ ˚ ‧₊ .:･˚₊ *˚ ˚₊ ˚ ‧₊ .:･˚₊ ˚ ‧₊ .:･˚

💖 Affirm:

🩷 “I am doing enough just by knowing it’s mine.”

🩷 “Manifestation is easy because I decide it is.”

🩷 “Everything is unfolding for me perfectly.”

Relax. It’s already yours. There is nothing more you need to do. Just be.

ᗢ𓄹 ׅ ࣪ ˖︶꒷꒦⊹˚Ꮚ₊꒷︶꒷⊹˚Ꮺ ᗢ𓄹 ׅ ࣪ ˖︶꒷꒦⊹˚Ꮚ₊꒷︶꒷⊹˚Ꮺ

i shifted

it’s so weird to be writing a blog about the fact that i’ve shifted, i’m so happy and honestly still in shock. it’s so real and so strange to see myself through a new body, a new room, a new lifestyle, and to have all the memories as if it’s always been my reality (I know this reality has always existed and it’s just a shift in consciousness, but you see what I mean?)

i shifted during the night of april 5 to 6, 2025. i was just so tired of this reality—just the thought of spending another day here was making me "angry". personally, i don’t use any method, no subliminals (except sometimes), i don’t visualize super well, i can’t focus 100% on anything. all i have is the deep desire to shift and fully dive into that reality.

i looked at my pinterest boards, quickly went over my script, watched a few videos related to my dr, then closed my eyes. i put on songs that brought me closer to my dr, i thought about what i was going to do once i got there, what I’ve already done, i imagined the next day—what my day would be like (i didn’t script where or when i’d arrive in my dr), there are some dishes i can’t wait to try — i was already imagining myself ordering them and eating so much of them.

i was just there, daydreaming about this reality

i repeating affirmations to myself a few time: i am aware of my desired reality and i am in my desired reality.

then suddenly, i felt like i wasn’t in my room anymore, and when i opened my eyes, i discovered my new room. I didn’t feel anything, see white flashes, hear voices, or anything like what I’ve read here. I was just there.

i touched my hair, looked all around me—guys, it’s so real. it’s not a lucid dream, i even did the five fingers test + pinches.

how real is it? you see the way you’re lying on your bed and you feel the sheets all along your body, sitting on your chair, you feel the texture of the seat, and you’re looking at the room you’re in — you see that 3d, that vividness, the details — it’s like that. there’s absolutely nothing dreamlike about it, and it’s incredible how real it is.

i’m not planning to stay long here (I plan to shift now tbh.), and most importantly, i’m a permashifter now. but please, guys, don’t give up! you deserve to live your dream life, i shifted so you can.

and if I revise my hogwarts band dr so I’m in a throuple? what about it? two pretty best friends and I want them both okay? I want to be a rockstar with two boyfriends, is that such a bad thing? I deserve good things.

I am the most jealous bitch you will ever meet this has disaster written all over it but I don’t care

there is nothing quite as motivating as a fresh, new dr to script. I am vibrating with excitement I have so many ideas the possibilities are endless I am tHRIVING