[person 500 years ago knitting a sock] O Sister Margaret, regale me again with the tale of Vicar Wesley's scandalous elopement with the baker's daughter!
[me today knitting a sock] O Youtuber Hbomberguy, regale me again with the tale of SHERLOCK IS GARBAGE, AND HERE'S WHY
Eepy man zzzzzz…..
it's bothering Patrick hours every hour
childhood friends
HATE when someone creates a character that's 'doomed by the narrative' because. What. Dude YOU are the writer this is YOUR story can't you just like. Fucking change it
Shortie
silly thing I thought of while I was on the phone with my friend
It’s based off of that one horse “how hungry” meme ,,
it was funnier in my head 😓
Cannot FUCKING stand when my loose leaf tea says to add tea in tablespoons instead of teaspoons. I'm sorry, bitch. Am I making tea or am I making a table. Let me double fucking check.
cries mournfully. guess who's been reading fics lately JSDFKLSDKL
Please just shot me
grinding and cramming for finals when I'd rather be grinding and cramming. in like a sex way or something. i guess. i dunno. shuffles away sadly. hits my head on a low-hanging branch and bleeds out in the snow
any pronounslet’s be real this is a dumpster fire but my god will i serve the people (myself)
344 posts