Jellyyfishdreamer

Water and ice

Guy who hears about any career and says “oh like Barbie”

That or the

SHLONG

Who’s the mighty warrior?

If you like my art, help by reblogging ♡ because it’s the only way to get my art noticed :) and prints are in bio

I’m gonna apply for a job at Gordon Ramsay new restaurant and I’m gonna get it

my beautiful wife ibuprofen

I love soft and sweet Steven Grant as much as the next guy but we all seem to collectively forget this guy is lowkey a catty bitch.

“Oh, nosy”

“Oh my god, that’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard”

Slapping the dogshit out of Marc in ep5 😭

Literally planting his ass down and going “so how’s this gonna work from now on?” like Stevie baby people are DYING and you wanna harass that old ass bird (as he should but still)

Adjusting his suit jacket mid fight (it’s about the sass)

“YOURE the one going on a killing spree!”

“My advice? Stop listening to that stupid pigeon”

when you're reading smut and that middle aged man has a little too much stamina

a "midwife" you say... tch. such a foolish word. a wife could never be mid. all women are epic

I

AM

LOSING

MY SHIT RN