in which we dive into the world of headcanons for katsuki bakugo
warnings: a few swear words
❬ 🖉 ❭ ━━ GENERAL
»❁» cat person
»❁» knows some sign language because his quirk could potentially give him tinnitus and hearing loss
»❁» religiously listens to corpse husband
»❁» Scotty Doesn't Know, Never Satisfied, Rät, Verbatim, and Cigarette Ahegao, are his top five songs on spotify
»❁» he doesn't actually smell like caramel/burnt sugar, just his hands, but he uses a citrus-y soap stuff
»❁» uses two different 3-in-1 body washes (6-in-2 lol) for speed and cleanliness, because why waste time in the shower if you could be training?
»❁» goldfish is the superior snack food, but never regular goldfish, because regular is for extras
»❁» favorite movie is the lion king, but for some reason he gets the strongest urge to pee or get a snack when mufasa's death scene comes on, weird right?
»❁» he styles hair really well, one of the girls could have a bad hair day and he casually walks over and fixes it
»❁» he has gifted kid syndrome, excelled as a child and when he got older and leveled out with his peers achieving anything other than excellency was intolerable by him
»❁» you know those tiny sneezes that are barely audible but so cute you could die? katsuki and only katsuki
»❁» horny pretty much 24/7
»❁» dislikes big gatherings
❬ 🖉 ❭ ━━ BEST FRIENDS
»❁» you guys met at a cat cafe you frequented a lot in shizuoka (the closest real city by musutafa). you bumped into him and he spilled his coffee on his white shirt. he was pissed so you apologized profusely and bought him a new drink. after that encounter you ran into each other several times at several different places and eventually became friends because you two had similar tastes
»❁» mitsuki loves you because you're not as loud and angry as katsuki is, mitsuki hopes your more calm and laid back nature will rub off on katsuki. (she also prefers you over the bakusquad because they're loud, 9/10 times she'll agree to you coming over)
»❁» when he invites you over to do homework together or just goof off mitsuki always asks if you want to stay for dinner
»❁» when you stay for dinner you always offer to help with the dishes (because brownie points)
»❁» his friends love you and adopted you into the bakusquad
»❁» mina thought you were dating
»❁» when he says "go fuck yourself" he really means "yea we're best friends but i'm not gonna tell you that"
»❁» you made him a photo album for his birthday (4/20 pog) and he ALMOST cried but he didn't, he only sweated through his eyeballs ;)
❬ 🖉 ❭ ━━ DATING
»❁» you confessed to him. your parents were out of town so he invited you over because he didn't want you to be alone. you agreed and you guys had hung out at his house. movie night, dinner, and snacks, the usual. with a rush of adrenaline you turned to him and asked him. your gaze met his and he gave you a simple nod, unable to speak due to the goldfish in his mouth
»❁» your first kiss was surprising. during hero training you got cornered in a tight hallway, noses centimeters from touching. you smirked, cupping his face in your hand and planting a soft kiss on his lips. you skipped away while he stood back startled. he chased you down after class for revenge
»❁» the entire foundation of your relationship is trust, to him a relationship can't work without it
»❁» he liked to grab your waist and kiss your forehead (or cheek depending on your height)
»❁» he secretly wants to be babied but don't tell anyone
»❁» whoever wakes up first gets dibs on good morning messages, but katsuki always sends the good night message because he sleeps early
»❁» you like to cook together, but he is very over protective and watches you very closely (he worries about you and doesn't want you getting burnt or accidentally cutting yourself)
»❁» you spend a lot of time together, mostly cuddling and staring off into space
»❁» he has two favorite ways to cuddle, you wrapped up in his arms while he peppers your face with kisses and whispers sweet nothings to you or laying on the couch together, you playing with his hair and his head on your chest so he can listen to your heartbeat
»❁» you said i love you first his response was "dammit bastard, i was gonna say it first"
»❁» dislikes traditional dates, prefers to sit at home (mostly because he wants to be babied and also because he doesn't want anyone looking at you)
»❁» your name in his phone is "babe" pretty simple because he believes actions > words
»❁» his name in your phone is "katsu mcsplody" because why not?
»❁» he loves to compliment you about everything under the sun
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pairing: Bakugou Katsuki / Reader
length: 4.9k of ~23k / 3rd of 8 chapters
summary: When you accidentally go viral in defense of quirkless people, an extremist group puts a target on your back. Pro hero Dynamight is the last person you want watching it.
tags: romance, enemies to lovers, sexual tension, light hurt/comfort
warnings: themes of discrimination (please see note in fic masterpost), canon typical violence, eventual smut, aged up characters
notes: A HUGE thank you to my sensitivity readers @cat-slippered and @darkenedniqhts. They’re both incredible writers and lovely human beings, please check their fics out!! Please see my notes in the fic masterpost for more!
In the morning, you woke to the slam of pots in the kitchen.
You shot up, instantly getting tangled up in your covers. You struggled against their tight coiling, letting out a strangled hrgh noise before overbalancing and slipping over the side of the couch, landing hard on your shoulder.
An ugly chuckle issued from the kitchen. You poked your head up to catch a scarlet eye turned in your direction, the maliciously pleased curl of a full mouth. You stared for a moment, disoriented, wondering who the hot blonde was, why he was so familiar, and what he was doing in your house.
Then he turned towards you more fully, his eyes flickering judgmentally over you, and it all caught back up with you.
Ugh. Fucking Bakugou.
Part of you had hoped when you woke, this all would have proved a very detailed and specific nightmare. But the nightmare was still there, glaring at you while he neatly chopped vegetables and set a pot to boiling on the stove, still wearing that stupid black tank that showed off the meticulously honed, deadly perfection of his biceps.
Double ugh.
You groaned and sank back to the ground, biting down some choice swear words. Bakugou ignored you, the only sounds from the kitchen the quick thump of his knife against a cutting board, the snap and hiss of the grill drawer being turned on.
You slowly extricated yourself from your tangled heap of blankets, beating a bleary but hasty retreat to the bathroom to escape his presence, grabbing a change of clothes and your toiletries on the way.
In the bathroom, Bakgou had apparently already set out his own—a toothbrush, toothpaste, floss, a razor, and a small travel size container of shaving cream were laid away behind the mirror. On the shelves, a small zippered pouch in a deep gray lay next to a stack of fluffy towels.
You couldn’t help but peek inside, intrigued by the idea of Bakugou Katsuki having personal effects like an actual human being. Inside, a comb, some kind of expensive smelling hair gel, and spares of the items behind the mirror peered back at you. It all seemed weirdly domestic, weirdly intimate, and you quickly backed away, turning on the shower instead. You flung off your clothes, scattering them all over the bathroom in your haste to get into the shower and away from Bakugou’s things.
Of course Bakugou was a living, breathing human (demon), which you had quickly realized yesterday. But it still threw you for a loop to realize he was more than the person you saw on TV, or even the spitting, snarling gremlin who’d stood in the detective’s office and vehemently refused to protect you. He existed outside those spaces—he brushed his teeth and shaved his face and did his hair like every other human man on earth. He apparently also chopped vegetables very expertly and had enough presence of mind to start grilling things early in the morning. There were moments, domestic and intimate, that he had, just like everyone else.
You jumped into the shower, disliking the thought of him as anything other than a feral garbage rat. A quirkist, feral garbage rat, at that.
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