Sucking And Fucking And Whacking And Jacking And Slurping And Burping And Squirting And Hurting And Leaking

i cant hang out tonight man. no i have to explode into a millions thousand pieces. yea tomorrow works

In another universe I wasn’t hard to love.

For the lovely @the-little-ewok 🥰

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So we all know that Guillermo del Toro cast Oscar Isaac to play Victor Frankenstein in his upcoming Frankenstein film, right?

Well, TIL that Del Toro is basing the monster’s design on Bernie Wrightson’s illustrated version of the Mary Wollstoncraft Shelley novel—

and Oscar bears a striking resemblance to Wrightson’s Frankenstein…

Could be why he cast Oscar in the role? And if so, does that also mean that Guillermo saw the Wrightson monster—

And went, “I have the perfect person in mind to play him. Andrew Garfield.”

i tried to hire a hypeman and the cheapest one (free) was a fucking wizard and now i cant get rid of her. she keeps saying shit like "she speaketh true" and "very wise milady" everytime i say fuckin anything and if she sees a car she tries to attack it with chain lightning. fucking embarassing honestly

Masterlist

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current works

neteyam

“secret”

—“to the ends of pandora” alternative ending | requested

“this weight on my shoulders” | in progress

— part four of the “can only hope” series

“she is mine”

— part one, part two

neteyam x human!reader as besties headcanons | requested

“this time, let me take care of you” | requested

lo’ak

“deja vu”

— part one, part two

“closure”

— part two of “can only hope” series

“i believe you” | requested

“take me with her”

— part one, part two | in progress

“from me to you” | requested | in progress

“figure you out” series | in progress

ao’nung

“forever”

— part one, part two, part three, part four | in progress

“hard for”

kiri

“feels like we buried alive something that never died” | in progress

— part three of the “can only hope” series

tuktirey

“time has moved forward but you’re still the same” | in progress

— part five of the “can only hope” series

neytiri

in the works…

— part ? of the “can only hope” series

jake sully

“a lesson in pinky promises” | requested

“soft heart” | requested | in progress

in the works…

— part ? of the “can only hope” series

sully family

“can only hope”

“the sea gives & the sea takes”

— part one of the “can only hope” series

the sports i think the sully kids would do modern au headcanons

spider socorro

“a kiss, perhaps”

“stay away from her” | in progress

Water and ice

The railway network🤤🤤🤤

Pangaea was wasted on the dinosaurs. Imagine the railway network.

a comic about feeling gross (for very mysterious reasons) and bed time