The FAM, Also Known As A “Fuck Ass Mustache”

They're on a rollercoaster 🎢

me rn while ovulating

bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and my pathological degree of avoidant behavior

Thank you for feeding us these delicious little morsels you call bots <333 they are so so so good and I just wanna squeeze you they are so amazing 😚😚😚

PLEASE 😭😭😭

THIS IS SO SWEET TYSM <3 Squeezing you so much

Look at him so far away

He's getting closer

Closer

Even closer

He has something to say

Wow, what an inspiration

Someone: hey are you ok?

Me, having liked multiple gifs of Oscar Isaac’s bare ass: yeah, why?

when you're reading smut and that middle aged man has a little too much stamina

SPIDERBAND !!

available as a print here!

Just.. just thinking thoughts