The day that I find someone that wants the soft pudginess and odd personality that makes up my entire being it's all over for these bitches
I am everything you do not want
I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT THAT JACK UPLOADED A VIDEO AND IT WAS SCHNEEP SAYING THAT HE WAS OKAY AND THAT EVERYTHING IS FINE, BUT HE KEPT HESITATING AND WINCING AT CERTAIN POINTS AND ONE OF THE LAST FRAMES HE WAS ALL GLITCHED WITH A SLIT THROAT AND BLACK EYES AND A VERY FUCKIN UNSETTLING SMILE, BUT THEN THE NEXT FRAME HE WAS OKAY.
Gosh someone is out here trying to crush malewife dreams😔😔
yeah i couldn’t be trusted with a penis id get hard from the way the sun shines through the leaves and everyone would hate me
every single person who reblogs this
every
single
person
will get “doot doot” in their ask box
Thank you for feeding us these delicious little morsels you call bots <333 they are so so so good and I just wanna squeeze you they are so amazing 😚😚😚
PLEASE 😭😭😭
THIS IS SO SWEET TYSM <3 Squeezing you so much
gf with a voice kink 🤝 bf who loves to send audios
{Words by José Olivarez from Citizen Illegal /@fatimaamerbilal , from even flesh eaters don't want me.}
peter b spent the entirety of across the spiderverse being like “listen you know what cured my depression? my MAGIC BABY”