I Miss You, I Always Do.

i don't want to fuck that fictional character, i want to be the roger rabbit to their jessica. nobody can understand what they see in me and say as much, but the simple fact is that i make them laugh. yes i'm aware this is somehow gayer than just having sex with them.

Happiness Will Come To You.

Shout out to the peeps that stumble across my inconsistent and incoherent blog that's nothing but reposts🗣️🗣️

I know you love the Russian roulette you get when you find me :33

Something sad? Sure!

Thirsting after my fictional men & women? You betcha!

Oscar Isaac 🤤🤤? Oh baby...

My passion for public transportation? Lemme tell you about it

Horny? It plagues me and I make it everyone's problem

yeah i couldn’t be trusted with a penis id get hard from the way the sun shines through the leaves and everyone would hate me

If my teeth aren't chattering and my nips don't hurt it ain't cold ENOUGH‼️‼️‼️

Cold weather enjoyer FREAKS when they’re shivering and tensed up and can’t feel their toes and their face hurts and

I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT THAT JACK UPLOADED A VIDEO AND IT WAS SCHNEEP SAYING THAT HE WAS OKAY AND THAT EVERYTHING IS FINE, BUT HE KEPT HESITATING AND WINCING AT CERTAIN POINTS AND ONE OF THE LAST FRAMES HE WAS ALL GLITCHED WITH A SLIT THROAT AND BLACK EYES AND A VERY FUCKIN UNSETTLING SMILE, BUT THEN THE NEXT FRAME HE WAS OKAY.

happy womens day to everyones favorite woman

Oscar looks at people way too intently, my autism could never handle him.

Dude's out here with the full-blown eye contact like it's a damn competition.

Not even a GLANCE away.. holy cow.

“x reader is so cringe.” to YOU. im reading this shit and having a ball ‼️