when ur reading fanfic and one character was cooking and the other comes up to them and they start making out and everyones like starting to take their shirts off and the author STILL hasnt mentioned anyone turning off the stove
Penelope: Leg or breast
Luke staring down at Penelope's chest: Well , I mean I'm more of a breast boy myself
Penelope:
Penelope: I- I was talking about what part of the chicken you wanted Luke
Luke: *Snaps head back up* Oh
Veronica and Fangs like to talk shit about people to each other in Spanish.
carlisle : if i could nail any celebrity, it would be esme, because she’s the star of my heart.
esme : aw! mine would be hugh jackman.
New Jemily fic based on Dress by Taylor Swift
emily, looking through her clothes: has anyone seen my top? rossi: emily's in the kitchen. jj: very funny. i mean the short hot one with black- morgan: emily's in the kitchen.
jj looking at emily's boobs: goth boobs, huh?
Garcia/Rossi(depending on the episode): When have I ever done something rash or irresponsible?
Emily: I keep a list
JJ: Mine is by date
Tara: Severity
Luke: Mine's color-coded