Alicent : If you can’t beat them, dress better than them
Barbaenicent (2023) dir. Gaysteros Gaywig
Emily Prentiss: a short and incomplete summary
Hotch: how’s the team building exercise going?
Rossi: i want to be perfectly clear: i had nothing to do with this.
*Hotch looks to the team in a cheer pyramid*
Emily, kneeling in human pyramid: rossi is making a terrible spotter, Hotch. he looked away from our building FOUR times.
Reid, wobbling at top of human pyramid: i would like to propose that JJ takes my spot as flyer, i don’t like the look in Derek’s eyes.
Derek, feet firmly planted on the ground: my job is back spot, man! i help airlift you into the air- *claps hands, his smile grows* now fall back already!
JJ, perfectly fine: besides, Spence, we both know i’m stronger than you to hold the team as the base.
Garcia: JJ’s right. but i want to know why i am also on the bottom?? i can’t rally you guys from down here. Emily: Garcia, you are a part of this team. haha, see what i did there? a part? a part of the building?
Hotch: this is not what i meant by team building.
Hotch: however, this is strangely impressive.
Penelope : Well, Luke and I finally did it!
The rest of the squad: *gasps, shocked expressions, etc.*
Penelope: That's right... We kissed!
Jemily headcanon
Like imagine Jj dancing to Need to know by Doja Cat , the slowed version , and Emily just sitting there and drooling over how hot she looks doing slowed dances and the rest of the team making fun of her
Rhaenyra: So are we flirting right now?
Alicent: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU
Rhaenyra: That doesn’t answer my question
luke: i spent all of my money on pasta
luke: it was worth every penne
emily: you're fired
Look I love Alicent , Rhaenyra and Rhaenicent in general but imagine Alicent when she learned Rhaenyra named her child Aegon 😂😂
Alicent be like: After all she has done, now this too