Ma'am. 💀

Favorite trope ever 😩

Bed Sharing Scenarios

the bed is big enough for two people without touching, but unfortunately there is only one blanket

we’re roommates and you drunkenly passed out in my bed; move over I’m coming in

we have to sleep on the forest ground, so everything can be the bed, but we still sleep close, because we feel too exposed

you woke me up screaming from a nightmare, and I’m tired, so let’s cuddle so the nightmares don’t come anymore

we rented a place together with our friend group for vacation, but there are only double beds in every room and everyone else already found a sleeping partner

our cover is that we're a couple and it only makes sense to sleep in the same bed

we always used to have sleepovers as children, why would it be weird now?

without enough money, I can only pay for one person to sleep in the hotel, so you need to sneak in and we share

we sat on my bed and talked for hours and eventually we just fall asleep

there is only one good pillow and we both don’t the neck pain, so I guess we have to press our heads close together

we’re camping and my tent ripped, can I please share yours?

there was a big party at some people’s house and we wake up in the same bed together, what happened?

we fell asleep on the couch, watching a movie and wake up entangled with each other

we're snowed in and there is not a lot of space and heat

sharing a bed used to be quite normal for us, when did that change?

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Hi !! Can you write one of those group chat text but with Emily and y/n. They are in a secret relationship and y/n wears Emily's shirt which leads their relationship being revealed

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summary: reader shows up to work in emily’s shirt.

warnings/pairings: emily prentiss x BAU!fem!reader, established relationship, swearing, a few mildly inappropriate jokes, and the BAU being menaces per usual.

thank you so much for your request!! this is my first emily x reader and i literally love this ask sm!!! sorry it took a while to get back to you, but i hope you like it!

sorry it’s so short yall, BARE WITH ME

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tag list for emily:

@thatgayb1tchwhosimps4her

I have three modes of reading

Dont read

Read a 500 page book in a day

Read only fanfiction until my eyeballs drop out of my skull from exhaustion

Emily: *concentrating on reading a case file*

Tara: “See the way she’s reading that case file?”

Penelope: “Very demure”

JJ: “Very mindful”

Emily: “I will literally fire all of you”

The BAU being chaotic in my fic

Go read my fics on Ao3 @ EmilyMommyPrentiss

This scene 😂😂

MICHAEL CIMINO & ANA ORTIZ Love, Victor | S02E09 “Victor’s Day Off”

henry on the phone: mommy?

jj: is this henry?

henry: yes, of course its henry who else calls you mommy?

jj, looking at emily: uh, no one

The first time Emily sees JJ wearing glasses she gets so distracted by the sight of it that she walks into a wall. Everyone laughs after that.

Someone write a fanfic PLEASE 🙏

https://archiveofourown.org/works/55608736/chapters/141142294 🤍🤍

You have no right to do this to me at 2am anon😭😠....

Kidding 😂 i loved it

Holy shit this fic 🙌

This should be the real episode

The BAU Ladies get together for a movie night. They end up watching Magic Mike. They all notice Tito's resemblance to Alvez. Penelope can't look Alvez in the eyes the next day.