WHO’S READY

I’m gonna FLEX SEAL your mouth shut.

Shuri to Peter, probably.

If SM:FFH doesn’t have a scene where Flash finds out “Penis Parker” is The Friendly Neighborhood Spiderman aka the hero he’s been crushing on then what’s the point

Tony: What are the symptoms of teenage depression?

Shuri: Why are you asking me?

Tony: Peter was doing laundry earlier and he dropped a sock and I heard him say ‘why has god forsaken me’

I wonder if Peter and his friends ever just start talking shit about Spider-Man around Flash to rile him up and see how angry and passionate they can get him?

“Did you see J. Jonah Jameson’s latest article about Spider-Man?”

“Yeah, he made some great points about vigilantism and how irresponsible Spider-Man is”

Flash:

Peter Parker

If you mother effers, I'M TALKING TO YOU MARVEL, think for a SECOND that Pepper Potts will not defend her husband's son from the Daily Bugle....

you hold your child as tight as you can. [then push away the unimaginable.]

t’challa, in his suit, holding his hand out: pleased to meet yo-

peter, grabbing his hand: :000 toe beans!!

shuri: !!!!!!

peter: !!!!!!!!

t’challa: why

Venom: Eddie look!

Eddie: *sees body in front of him* Dear god tell me he's not dead?

Venom: Not that! Look! * points at body holding box of tator tots

Eddie: Oh thanks but seriously is this man okay? Alive???