Shuri: I Have No Idea Who Took Your Last Pizza Slice

the meme, the myth, the legend

Shuri: name one mean thing I have done or said ever

Peter: you convinced me eggs weren’t real

Shuri: you know when you breathe oxygen and it’s like *EXHALE*

Shuri: then it’s like *INHALE*

Shuri: AND YOU LIVE?!?!

Peter: ON MY MAMA I BE BREATHING

I wonder if Peter and his friends ever just start talking shit about Spider-Man around Flash to rile him up and see how angry and passionate they can get him?

“Did you see J. Jonah Jameson’s latest article about Spider-Man?”

“Yeah, he made some great points about vigilantism and how irresponsible Spider-Man is”

Flash:

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H OW WOULD TONY REACT TO A CRYING KID???

omg dad mode activATED *BOOP*

Tony would be at a university science exhibit, looking for some innovative science projects to fund 

jk he funds all of them but he still likes to see all the great stuff the youth is up to

this is how Tony liked to spend some of his weekends, browsing university science fairs with rhodey

having a good time. doing TonyRhodey things

playing around with science projects

then he spots a child in the midst of the crowds, by themselves just crying

not like ugly yelling crying

no

more like silent tears and quiet whimpering, scanning the crowd of strange faces with anxiety in their eyes

Tony’s father instincts kick in and he rushes over to the weeping child

leaving Rhodey all by himself

Rhodey doesn’t even notice that Tony is gone. That’s how quick Tony slipped through the crowd to get to them

he gets to the child and crouches down so that he’s eye level with them

“What’s up little guy? What’s your name?”, he asks them

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