Dan: Oh hey Eddie see you drinking protein shakes.
Eddie: Huh? Oh no this isn't protein shake it's chocolate milk. Venom asked for this.
Peter (under his breath upon seeing T’Challa lounging in his suit): Sing me the song of your people Soup!
T’Challa: Did you say something Spider-Boy?
Shuri ( Across the room ): Sing me the song of your friends SOUP!
T’Challa: Wait … Not again please!
Peter & Shuri: Sing me a song for the good times SOUP!
T’Challa (Crying): Why is this happening to me?!
Peter & Shuri (Loudly): Sing me a song, a song. HEY SOUP!
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Your followers can message you about their gender identity
Your followers can message you about body image & dysphoria
Your followers can message you about eating disorders
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YOUR FOLLOWERS CAN MESSAGE YOU IF THEY NEED HELP AND SOMEONE TO HEAR THEM.
We are all ears!!
(This applies to my followers too xx)
Peter: [meeting Shuri] hey I like your shoelaces
Shuri: thanks, I stole them from the president
Peter:
Peter: *softly* holy-
sometimes i’ll forget these are just made up and i’ll be watching a marvel movie expecting this to be real. like tony is really peter’s dad and him and aunt may see these badass tagteam parents and sometimes uncle steve and uncle bucky or aunt nat and mr. loki babysit him and then i remember that loki’s dead, spider man’s dead, bucky’s dead and i kinda just wanna dead
you know?
Tony: hey son, heard you got an A+
Tony: *reaches hand in pocket* oh-oh what’s this? *pulls out a thumbs up* Tony: haha good job buddy
Peter: hahahahaihateyou
this is a good year
bonus:
An important development.