person on tv: it’s natural for a couple to merge over time
me:
eddie brock: ooo slime
eddie brock: *goes to play with slime*
venom: hi eddie
eddie brock: wtf
Shuri: This is the year we start oppressing people who like their hot chocolate with water.
Shuri: If you’re lactose intolerant you can stay but you’re on fucking thin ice.
Peter: I eat the powder straight from the pack.
Shuri: …..
Shuri: Hey do you know how horrible what you just said was?
A raccoon, a tree and a disney princess
There was absolutely no reason Venom had to make out with Eddie to transfer back to him, he just wanted to and that’s the tea
And Eddie’s reaction??? Instantly down and super into it
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New! Avengers: Endgame Finals.
HD
Thanos: Say goodbye to your precious city!
Tony: [Pulls out giant blaster] Goodbye! [pulls trigger]
Peter & Shuri: [in 2 part harmony] Mmm whatcha say, oh that you only meant well. Well of course you did! Mmm whatcha say...
I’m hoping if you play this back, it’s in celebration.
Thank you Robert Downey Jr. for 11 years of Tony Stark, Earth’s Best Defender.
Suicide Squad (2016) // Birds of Prey (2020)
Eddie casually walking around his house shirtless
Venom popping up like the cryptic they are: We didn’t know dinner was ready.
Eddie: ?