“Wow. 3,000. That’s Crazy.”

This is so in character.. I CAN’T EVEN

Peter (under his breath upon seeing T’Challa lounging in his suit): Sing me the song of your people Soup!

T’Challa: Did you say something Spider-Boy?

Shuri ( Across the room ):  Sing me the song of your friends SOUP!

T’Challa: Wait … Not again please!

Peter & Shuri:  Sing me a song for the good times SOUP!

T’Challa (Crying): Why is this happening to me?!

Peter & Shuri (Loudly):  Sing me a song, a song. HEY SOUP!

Demetri Martin: The Overthinker (2018)

I know that Eddie and Venom's relationship has many fascinating complexities, but all I can think of is dumb shit like this:

Venom: "E D D I E"

Venom: "We need to watch some cat vines now, Eddie."

Venom: "Open up your computer and take us to the cat vines."

Eddie, his knuckles white as he clutches his pillow: "I have an interview at 9 AM --"

Venom: "WE WILL WATCH THE CAT VINES."

Venom: "OR WE WILL EAT AN ACTUAL CAT."

Tony: Oh man September! The falling leaves, The slightly chilling weather, The colorful leaves—

Peter, T-posing behind Tony w/ a disappointed look on his face wearing a Jack Skellington coustume: It’s time.

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Anne: Hey Eddie, me and Dan were going to the aquarium but something came up. Do you want the tickets?

Venom: Y E S

Eddie: Ah sorry I can't go.

Anne: Really why?

Eddie: Well uh I kinda got banned.

Anne: oh my god...

Eddie: yeah because SOMEONE just had to jump in the giant snow crab tank

Venom: They were good crab Eddie, don't lie to yourself