You Were Born From The Stars; A Gleaming Piece Of Poetic Tragedy Forged From The Heavens Themselves.

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Ironfam

Pepper: Hey how was the trip- why is Pete glaring at the floor?

Tony: *sighs* I ran into something on the way back...

Peter: iT WAS A BUNNY MS.POTTS! HE RAN OVER THE EASTER BUNNY

it became harder and harder. 

The year is 2022. You’re driving home from work, wifey calls & asks you to get some diapers for the baby. You grab roses for her. Life’s good. She’s crying in the closet you forgot the diapers what’s she gonna do with roses idiot there’s shit everywhere this is why your parents never loved y

Thor: The Dark World (deleted scene)  

#what a glow up

me on the first day of september

Eddie: * putting on a shirt*

Venom: take it off!

Eddie:What’s matter?

Venom: we don’t like it!

Eddie: oh. * takes off one shirt and puts on another* better?

Venom: * frustrated growling*

Voldemort: So, it has been brought to my attention that you refer to Draco Malfoy as your archenemy

Harry: Yes

Voldemort: Well? What did he do? I killed your parents, tried to kill your friend, actually killed one of your friends, and got your godfather killed. I also have tried to kill you for 6 years now, but it's this boy who deserves the title?

Harry: You have no idea how annoying he is