Tony: Oh man September! The falling leaves, The slightly chilling weather, The colorful leaves—
Peter, T-posing behind Tony w/ a disappointed look on his face wearing a Jack Skellington coustume: It’s time.
A raccoon, a tree and a disney princess
The year is 2022. You’re driving home from work, wifey calls & asks you to get some diapers for the baby. You grab roses for her. Life’s good. She’s crying in the closet you forgot the diapers what’s she gonna do with roses idiot there’s shit everywhere this is why your parents never loved y
Venom: Goodbye Eddie…
Eddie: NO!! VENOM!!!!
my best friend, in the theatre, fucking destroyed: Oh. It was a love story.
please.
M’Baku: You’re really campaigning for bitch of the year, aren’t you?
Erik: As the defending champion, are you nervous?
Oh my gosh! I love this!
The first time Eddie sees Venom’s face he leans closer to ask questions and the first time he sees Riot’s face he screams and calls it ugly so
Eddie: *exists*
Venom:
Flash Thompson talking to Spider-Man vs him talking to Peter Parker