Come On.

Voldemort: So, it has been brought to my attention that you refer to Draco Malfoy as your archenemy

Harry: Yes

Voldemort: Well? What did he do? I killed your parents, tried to kill your friend, actually killed one of your friends, and got your godfather killed. I also have tried to kill you for 6 years now, but it's this boy who deserves the title?

Harry: You have no idea how annoying he is

trying to prove a point to the boys at school

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MJ, probably: you have to get over this spider-man crush

Flash: I can't! He's just so cool and he probably looks super hot-

Flash: *sees Peter take of the spider-man mask*

Flash: Over it

Flash: (internally) not over it

The first time Eddie sees Venom’s face he leans closer to ask questions and the first time he sees Riot’s face he screams and calls it ugly so

The year is 2022. You’re driving home from work, wifey calls & asks you to get some diapers for the baby. You grab roses for her. Life’s good. She’s crying in the closet you forgot the diapers what’s she gonna do with roses idiot there’s shit everywhere this is why your parents never loved y

Thanos: Say goodbye to your precious city!

Tony: [Pulls out giant blaster] Goodbye! [pulls trigger]

Peter & Shuri: [in 2 part harmony] Mmm whatcha say, oh that you only meant well. Well of course you did! Mmm whatcha say...

Loki: *finishes eating a banana* *drops the banana peel on the ground and walks way*

Peter: *innocently walking to the Avengers Tower* *slips on banana peel* *does a backflip and saves himself* *keeps walking*

Peter: *sighs with relief* That was close– *walks into a bunch of garbage bins*

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