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The goal is simple: attain a title among the Knights of Favonious. Like all leaders, do your responsiblities, be honest, and always place Mondstadt’s safety first. So it perplexes you how Captain Kaeya attained the status as Calvary Captain. He’s only good at neglecting official duties, lying, pinning you against the wall—wait what?
or 3 times kaeya kabedon-ed you. the first in jest, the second to apologise, and third for keeping your focus only on him.
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you’re acutely aware of your position with the calvary captain.
he has both hands against the wall, and you’re stuck between them.
if anyone were to make a careless turn into mondstadt’s alleys, you know they’ll misunderstand.
and you plead to barbatos that it is not the acting grand master on patrol who stumbles on such a scandalous sight.
you’re a new knight, inaugurated months ago, and you didn’t want to seem like you took the grand mater’s order to find captain kaeya as a command to flirt with captain kaeya.
not that there is any flirting—he is mostly silent, strong gaze on you, and a smirk playing on his lips.
you probably shouldn’t have called him a pretty burden.
“you should know your position,” he says as he inches closer. “it’s not advisable to talk to your captain like that.”\
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Notes: Guess who started watching Haikyuu! FML As if I didn’t have enough things to do I decided to fall in love with like 5 different volleyball teams with an average of 10 players.
I couldn’t get it out of my head. I’m sorry.
Scenario: What if the Genshin boys were a volleyball team?
In the next part: How would it be working as their manager? What if someone hits on you? What if some girl fans bully you? Also, how would it be to date a Genshin volleyball superstar?
Other works in the Volleyball Team AU Series: Click Here
If you’re not familiar with volleyball (or Haikyuu) here’s a link explaining what each position in the team does.
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Pleaseeeee I need to know more about the harbinger's personalities so I can make more shitposts
happy koko & inupi anime debut wohooo 🥳
xiao forgot to cook the rice
this made my day
Who do you think?
Karma: I'm really quick at math.
Nagisa: What's 23 x 78?
Karma: 37.
Nagisa: What? That's not even close!
Karma: But it was quick.
fuck
Behold, Fleur!4nemo's reluctant welcome LMAO
- of course it'd be different in the fanfic itself but I envisioned this hilariously playing out lololo
- also since the color red is taken (kazuha), i chose to assign purple for heizou _(:з)∠)_
- part of this process was laughing over what titles to use as an introduction, like venti's 'omg he's your roommate' SAJDHASJ- aether has the most normal one, xiao does have a problem with trying to be friendly and that will show up in future stuff when he attempts to be nice but shucking fAILS- sorry mc-
- need i talk about kazuha's "mr im stealing the mc"?? we all know he's steps ahead of the three, but who knows, when heizou shows up things might change :)))