The Trail - By Wojtek Fus

THE LORD OF THE RINGS: RETURN OF THE KING (2003) — dir. Peter Jackson

Ophelia (detail) Friedrich Wilhelm Theodor Heyser

Phoenix Song: Echo (2021) #1 Cover Variant by Oscar Vega

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Some idioms and phrases you should know about:

Salt of the earth: a very good or worthy person.

Gut-wrenching: making you feel very upset or worried.

Make a spectacle of yourself: to do something that makes you look stupid and attracts people's attention.

Pass muster: be accepted as adequate or satisfactory.

Putty in someone's hands: easily influenced by someone else, excessively willing to do what someone else wishes.

Look before you leap: carefully consider the possible consequences before taking action.

Set the wheels in motion : to do something that will cause a series of actions to start.

Off the books: without being included on official records.

A long Haul: something that takes a lot of time and energy.

An end in itself: a goal that is pursued in it's own right to the exclusion of others.

Night owl: a person who prefers to be awake late at night.

Kick the Bucket: to die.

Alter Ego: a person's secondary or alternative personality immediately or extremely quickly; at once.

Freak of Nature: something or someone that is unusual, rare, or abnormal in some way / To avoid attracting attention to yourself.

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OK lads. So, in case any of you didn't know the Sunday Times just published a gloriously ridiculous interview with Orlando Bloom in which he said

"there are times when I look at a cow and think that's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen".

No. Really.

This just got me thinking, that's a very legolas thing to say. Here me out: we see in the Hobbit (movie version) that the Mirkwood elves are fairly stand-offish with the rest of Middle Earth so interactions with other lands might have been fairly limited for a the first part of his life.

I like to think that when legolas was travelling with aragorn there would have been an awful lot of

"what's that?!"

"that's a pig legolas"

"amazing! What's that?"

"that's a spider legolas."

"I didn't know they could still be that small! What's that?"

"that's a cow legolas."

"that's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen."