My Boyfriend Is Out Of His Mind

CRUSH OF THE MONTH

Boomer banks, hecho en México! 

I stole this jockstrap from the gym at my work and had no idea that trying the damn thing on would do this to me! My curiosity got the better of me as I finished a workout at the gym after hours. I had no idea whose it was, but I felt that after that insane workout trying to get my overweight body in shape, I deserved to have a little fun tonight. I snatched the smelly jockstrap sitting on the locker room floor and shoved it into my bag.

At home I got comfy in my bedroom and stripped naked as I laid down in bed. I pulled out the jockstrap and sniffed it. Yeah this thing gave me an instant boner! I decided to be a little adventurous and wanted to try the thing on, even though it was way too small for me. I’d always thought transformation porn was hot and wanted to imagine myself shifting into whoever owned this jockstrap.

As soon as I started slipping the jock on I noticed my legs became stronger and hairier. The higher I brought it up on my legs, I noticed my entire body was changing. My pudgy belly shrunk down and my ass became toned and perfect. The jockstrap that once looked like it would never fit around my waist now fit me perfectly. I could feel my face change but I was honestly too frightened to see what had happened.

“Holy shit…” I said aloud in Ethan’s voice. Ethan is a younger coworker and I had no idea the guy wore these things. I mean, damn, he, or rather I, looked great in it. I flexed a little bit and rubbed my hands all over my new body. I was still getting used to being 50 pounds lighter and having this sexy face. I bet I could go out on the town using Ethan’s face and hit on any guy I wanted.

The idea of impersonating Ethan gave me an instant boner and I immediately hopped on the idea. I left the jockstrap on and started trying to find old clothes that used to fit me (and would fit Ethan’s slender frame). The end result wasn’t the best, but damn I was gonna have fun being Ethan tonight! I haven’t been this excited in years!

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This lil girl made the best dubsmash I’ve ever seen 😂

This is why you say that Aries sobbing in the bathroom:

They thought they didn't give their full self. They weren't at their best and the tried to overcome it but, sadly, it didn't work. They didn't put out their best hand and they think its going to hurt them in the long run. But in reality the past is the past, and you can tell them that a million times over and over again but it won't help. and this is because their past is their milestones, everything is. they might make the same mistake twice but they will eventually make the right turn. But right now is their time to be alone so leave them to themselves.

This is why you saw that Taurus weeping in their car:

They think no one is on their side. No one laughed at their joke. They are blaming themselves for it. They think they aren't good enough. they think they are alone. In the long run for them, they believe that no one will ever understand them and/or care for them, but in reality everyone loves them and cares for them. when you see this comfort them and tell them you love them.

This is why you saw that Gemini storm out of the class:

You said you didn't want to hear their opinion. You told them to stop talking. Their opinion is why they are there. They talk a lot yeah, but that's to hide the fact that they are scared. Yes, they are scared, scared of not being able to express them selves. They are an Air sign they need space to let their words flow. If you judge their opinion expect a sassy remark back or them leaving you because they won't tolerate that. If you see them do this; talk to them, tell them their opinion matters because it does.

This is why you saw that Cancer tear up at lunch:

Someone said they wouldn't help them with one of their problems. When someone says something like that to a Cancer it hurts them, because Cancers are the most dependable sign. They give out TLC like its candy on Halloween. So to hear that from someone would really hurt them. They don't always expect things back but they will often ask for help. They are usually open with their emotions, so if you don't care about theirs when they care about yours then your in a bad spot. They might forgive you but they will never forget. Talk to them tell them its okay.

This is why you saw that Leos eyes water in the argument:

You said something about their insecurities. You said something about them that no one else knows. You said something that they really, really hate about themselves. Leos are scared of their insecurities. So when you bring them up it hurts them. They hide their flaws because they think if they show them then it wont get them far. its like the saying goes "They acted like the best even though, they knew they were the worst.". In a lot of ways Leos are like Aries. So when they are sad don't be quick to comfort them, leave them be for a while and then go and help. They need time to think.

This is why you saw that Virgo walk away from their friends while sobbing:

They were betrayed. They were given up. Virgos might not show it, but they are one of the most sensitive signs. They get hit with a lot of things in their life and its because they are so perceptive. They take things so seriously. They might have a young body but they have a old mind. They are mentally older than their actual age. they understand more things. They understand loss, betrayal, love, lust, etc. So when you want to shake off a Virgo they're going to understand. Don't try to get them back because they probably wont trust you again.

This is why you saw that Libra sitting in the back of the class:

No one was giving the attention they wanted. Libras have a fantasy that anyone they meet is their friend. They are an Air sign so they practically need to be sociable. They also have this desire to be desired. So not being either the center of attention of someone or the whole room makes them feel useless. They hate feeling useless because they want to be helpful and they don't want you to think they aren't good at anything. if you see this tell them they matter or start a conversation with them. They love talking.

This is why you saw that Scorpio sitting by themselves after school:

They couldn't trust their friends anymore. Scorpios are very good at picking out lies. If they let you into their twisted and undeniably fearful thoughts then your one of their best friends. Scorpios leave and will never come back if you choose to make a wrong. When they find out you either lied or told someone about them you will be in a zone where you will never get out with them. They will most likely think your the same person for the rest of your life. leave them alone, and if they come back then you better be more respectful of what they told you.

This is why you saw that Sagittarius break down for the first time:

This is because they know they have to grow up at one point. They know that acting like a kid isn't going to help for the long run. They don't like being tied down. They like being able to have the idea of freedom. Sagittarius's want to have fun and be able to do want they want. When they realise they have to grow up it devastates them. They want to be young. They are so open minded and positive but all that stops when they have to give up time to do stuff that they don't like. They can keep conversations flowing for the longest time because they hate the end of things. They are happy its over that they've done it but, they want to do it again, and again. Tell Them if they keep positive they'll make it to the next level which is the level where they can be free.

This is why you saw that Capricorn tear down their intimidating stance:

They were tired. They are so tired of having to be the Mr/Ms right for everything. They are tired of acting like an adult all the time.They are over it. Capricorn's are one of the most mature signs. They will be at the top of a lot of things. They are probably very serious a lot of time to. They put up all these wall because they are afraid that if they were to break it and be wild for once they will lose most of what they worked for. Capricorn's are straight forward signs. They stick with their word and don't break promises. Tell them its okay and let them be for a while.

This is why you Saw that Aquarius balling there eyes out in front of their friends:

They couldn't handle anything anymore. They don't understand how to take over their emotions. Instead they just bulldoze over them and pretend they aren't there. They feel that emotions aren't important so they tend to push them away, until they come back stronger. Aquarius's are either very easy going or very outgoing, there is no in between. these two types know and understand WHAT emotions are they just don't understand how to HANDLE them. If you witness this go over and tell them its okay. Tell them its okay if they don't understand and help them understand.

This is why you saw that Pisces looking bland the other day:

This is because they were told they couldn't express themselves. Pisces feel comfortable when they are allowed to show everyone who they are. Pisces are very open people so, when they cant express themselves they isolate themselves from what they love. They will probably start to act different to. They will feel different but, to them, because they aren't allowed to express themselves, that's what they think they have to do. Tell them to be them and don't be afraid to show their colours.

*I've asked different people and What I'm talking about in this is what most of the people said what happens and what they feel when they are sad*

Center of the Universe

The so-called Center of the Universe in downtown Tulsa is marked by a small concrete circle in the middle of a larger circle of bricks. It’s not much to look at, but looking isn’t really the point.

The “Center of the Universe” is a little-known mysterious acoustic phenomenon. If you stand in the middle of the circle and make a noise, the sound is echoed back several times louder than it was made. Even more strange, no one standing outside of the circle can hear a thing. It’s your own private amplified echo chamber.

As the legend goes, a foghorn could be going off in the center of the circle and those on the outside wouldn’t hear it. This may be an exaggeration, but your voice does sound extremely distorted when heard from outside the circle. It’s an incredible effect. Still, though many people have studied the cause of the odd anomaly there’s no clear consensus. (Source)

I have more strange phenomenas about the world here!

Another piece of art I done 😁😁😁 (Taken with Instagram at Eleanor Roosevelt High School)

@dalia_niqqah looking at the sky !!! (Taken with Instagram)