Artist's rendition:
I just played a game of cat and mouse with my brother except I was the cat and also the mouse.
He thought we were playing keep-away with a mysterious cube but little did he know he was tricked. Fucking hoodwinked. Absolutely bamboozled.
While the fool scrambled to keep it away from me, I cleverly slunk away to my room to eat cheese in peace like a wretched little rodent.
Poor boy didn't even realize.
Here you go, fuckers.
reblog to tell your mutuals they’re lovely as fuck
Sorry for the last post being a downer it's just that bitches are testing me.
Anyhoo I went to the store yesterday and found out that the person at the register spoke Spanish as well as English and idk why but I thought that was so neato.
So shout out to bilingual ppl. You are much smarter than I am.
Thanks to @chronically-online-italian for the invite :)
I'm bringing paper hats, a virgin sacrifice, assorted cheeses, and ofc my esteemed comrades @moonstone-briar-chaos @swageroki @amphibiananarchy @wizardinternational @mudzsoup @arsonistsacidtrip7567 @intothedeathcrypt @bleedingteethart
would u like to have a picnic :3 i’ll cut fruit :3
yes!!! ill bring all the bread and baked goods !! ^_^
who else is coming ? :D
I have arrived on the clown site. First order of business: indulge in shenanigans.
PARTAKE IN THE WHAT
"I cant draw" then do it bad who gives a fuck.....
"your crime is existence" hehe yeah it is and you loooooove it :3
now eat this fucking drill
fighting gabriel rn with a cheeky ass grin on my face while we beat the shit out of each other
just dancing and twirling around him like a little ballerina while he tries to smite me off the face of the earth
PENIS LIKER
can you devious face this please
Blasphemy. That is not what I said.
I JUST SAW A CYBERTRUCK IN THE WILD
there is a whole baby here and i just watched a turkey bust it down on tv