Idc If Its Unfunny You Can Pry Sollux Discord Moderator Jokes From My Cold Dead Hands

"gear is socially acceptable!! Most people won't say anything!!"

I don't want gear to be "acceptable" I want it to be normal.

I wear gear because it makes me feel like my tail and ears are real. I like wearing it all the time. I can't wear gear to a fancy dinner with my boyfriends grandma bc people are gonna look at me like "why is it wearing that in here..." I want people to just think it's normal bc I'm a dog ofc I have a tail and ears

Good night to anybeing in the following..

Any alterhuman who isn't a dick and deny any other alterhumans their alterhumanity.

Any alterhuman who don't call physical alterhumans/shifters delusional

Any alterhumans who don't call other alterhumans with weird urges and shifts zoophiles.

Any alterhuman who are informed about theriotrophy.

Any alterhuman who are welcoming and accepting.

I wish you all good rest and pats in the morning

adults when I was young: be yourself! It’s good to be different! Individuality is amazing! Be special! me: okay bet [queer trans neurodivergent dogboy]

Adults now:

Wtf is wrong with you

"when i say girlie, i'm also including nonbinary people, you're honorary girlies"

this is exorsexism.

being misgendered isn't the honour you think it is.

How I imagine I look walking around in the city

YOURE JUST A SAD SOOONNGGG WITH NOTHING TO SAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY ABOUT A LIFELONG WAIT FOR A HOSPITAL STAY!

hey there

*hits you with my paws* *hits you with my paws* *hits you with my paws* *hits you with my paws* *hits you with my paws* *hits you with my paws* *hits you with my paws* *hits you with my paws* *hits you with my paws* *hits you with my paws* *hits you with my paws* *hits you with my paws* *hits you with my-

the angelic urge to enter a room and corrupt every screen, flicker every light, and implode every window just to say hello

CONNIVING SNAKE

Who's ready for this guy to ruin the game forever... I am. Late post but it's Shadow Milk so whatever... I'm gonna do more animations because I remembered I CAN do that so like

keeping wild animals as pets is bad. except me. let me into your house