“Antiship Is Punk!” Has The Same Energy As “being Conservative Is The New Punk!”

Ithaca's Royal Family <333

someone: radqueer only exists online no one is like this irl

my husband, who has never in their life used a social media platform, and does not know what a radqueer even is: hey what's it called when I feel like I'm trans but actually not gender it's like. I'm an angel

trying to make unlikable characters

being a system and also being autistic is super funny because like you can so clearly tell what a system's special interest is by looking at how many fictives from that source they have

How antis look at you when they ignore every warning for problematic content and they end up seeing problematic content

neveminde I don't esplodes you all because huswife is in this crowd somewhere *looks around*

I CANT FIND MY PARTNERRRR

kicking and screamign throwing the table at the wall with my telekinesis

(Seeing a cis straight couple for the first time) I think I’m gonna be sick… What the fuck do you even call this…? Dark Yuri? Unfaggot? Do they have a fucking word for this? (Flashing back to my troubled childhood) Oh my god… This is that Marge and Homer shit isn’t it

I like to think Ody got a little traumatized with water for a while...

(also i want to thank you all for the love on my first post of them….i wasn't expecting that for a silly joke 🧍‍♂️)

sorry to have to tell you this but if a stranger comes to your inbox or slides in your DMs asking you for your money with some sob story, no matter how tragic and convincing the story is, they are a scammer — especially if the story is obviously copied and pasted, formatted in the exact same way as the other 100 bots in your inbox