I Understand The "I Will Die For You" Ship Dynamic, But What About The "I Will Not Let You Die, I Will

And why did the value plummet, Marissa? Why did it plummet?

i’m sorry but izuku offering another gay blond man his hand and kacchan going wide-eyed is so funny

something about that one narrow staircase in Spadina station is deeply haunting to me, what do we think?

The second young, queer Gothamites find out about the Batkids being queer, they will understand that coming out can be scary but at least they dont have to come out to THE Batman.

I call upon the fan fic writing gods to bless you with the perseverance to finish one of your unfinished drafts. 

May your fingers dance along the letters upon your device with ease, may the devil of distraction stay far from you, and may your work not need much editing.

I pass this blessing upon every fan fic writer out there.

being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly: -"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES" -"there must be like… infinite sentences" -"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent

what’s shifty up to during weirdmageddon

this

yeah dirty talk is hot, but how about you command me not to make any noise at all while you fuck me as you get rougher with each time i let even one tiny whimper slip? what about you wrapping your hand more and more tightly around my throat with each thrust until i can’t even make a noise except for my pathetic attempts at gasping for air? what about that???