“this Ship Isn’t Canon” To YOU. I, However, Am Delusional

the moon and his stars ✨🌛

born to marry him, forced to read fanfics about him

prometheus: hot take,

the greek gods: no give that back

"rhaenyra sneaking into sept was stupid" "the sept scene didn't make any sense" did you consider the fact that they are gay and stupid

Ozai is so pathetic, like that “take his bending away haha he’s harmless now” trick would never have worked on Zuko, if you took his bending away he’d just grab his swords and come at you twice as hard, Azula doesn’t have swords or anything but she’s pretty good at hand to hand and amazing at talking her way out of problems, Iroh bust himself out of prison with no bending at all, meanwhile Ozai? Gets his bending taken away and then just collapses, doesn’t even try anymore, then just sits in prison and tries to get into Zuko’s head some more, he could have trained up and tried to break out too! But no! Bet he can’t break steel bars with his bare hands. Bet he can’t kick a steel lever in two. Bet he can’t even do a flip.

Also we never really see him do any really impressive firebending apart from when he has magic comet power, I guesss he shoots some lightning at Zuko, but that’s it and Azula is still better at the lightning thing. Azula has blue flames. Zuko can do firebreakdancing and bend with his swords. Does Ozai, who is not 14 years old, have blue flames? No he doesn’t.

He didn’t even do his coup himself, Ursa had to kill Azulon for him! Could have just challenged Iroh to an Agni Kai for the throne but he didn’t bc he knew he’d lose.

And then he only ruled for like 6 years! He lost a war that had been going on for 100 years bc of a bunch of kids.

Loserlord indeed

Season 1 to Season 7.

I’ve never been so invested in a character’s development.

Taylor writing song after song about how she worked so hard to make sure she would never lose him to her writing a song about how he didn’t even notice or care that he needed to try and keep her is

Paulo Coelho, The Alchemist