Pro-abortion. Pro-divorce. I Believe We Have The God-given Right To Give Up

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prometheus: hot take,

the greek gods: no give that back

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In a happy world where Jason is legally resurrected and gets to go to college like he's always dreamed of

no no no

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at my wedding yes i will have a maid of honour but why stop there. ill give all my maids titles. we will have a maid of hope. a maid of horror. a maid of horticulture. a maid of harm. a maid of healing. and of course. a maid of hogs