Jetxterror - Magpie

not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store

I’m quite strong on the idea of IF Yuu stayed in NRC instead of going home, Ace would be a bad influence.

NOT in the way of, “Oh god there’s two of them now.” but in the way of, “The roles fucking reversed.”

Ace may still be a mischievous lil shit, but he calms down over time enough to be noticeable.

Yuu on the other hand, gets more unhinged. To the point where Ace asks himself, “where did the the innocent Yuu I met on the first day of school go?”

Look at me in the eyes and say facing ALL OF THAT in a YEAR doesn’t fuck Yuu up.

The all mighty magical collage for, “the best of the best” will live in fear because of one magicless student that has zero fucks to give.

ALBEDO AND KAEYAAAAA MY SHAYLAAAAS

life is worth living.

Yeah sure I'll sexualize that fictional man, it's 5 o'clock somewhere

Diluc acting like he didn't go on a fatui rampage

About criminal records...

Transcribed: ["You're really going to be representing him in court?" "Yeah, why?" "This man has just killed like 10 people" "Oh~ Look who's talking~]