Cringe Up And Lock In

curious cal

redraw of an offical render

play conventional games in a stupid fashion, win stupider prizes

hiding in a sloshing machine sounds great until someone picks it up for a spin

hey yarrwhal fans I cooked something new

kayoss doodles

Cute drawings from the “Dept. Heaven Episodes World Guidance” artbook that depict some of the staff behind Knights in the Nightmare.

Shinichi Ito (Director), Yoshihisa Tomita (Promotion), Yoshinori Iwanaga (Illustrations), Sunaho Tobe (Character Illustrations) and Satoko Kiyuduki (Art Director).

The one and only C4L4M4R 🦑

a student and a teacher

aint doing the legs lol

thanks avoidaboo for helping me out with marie

headcanons

-due to calamar and marie being charger users with missing siblings (anemone is cal's older sister who left the promokids to destroy grizzco from the inside), they're buddies

-even if calamar does not know anything about the squid sisters, never listened to any of their songs

-deep cut tho? cal is their strongest solider, he listened to their entire discography daily and can play it front and back

-marie is calamar's mentor throughout the events of ROTM, yes she has made a drill where cal must recreate that part at the end of splatoon 2 where marie shot the hypnoshades off of callie, calamar thought it was a prank at first but marie was dead serious

-calamar has tried to prank marie, but she no sells these pranks

So Splatsville is a fucking genius city

Let me explain. It's actually pretty well designed for its circumstances. It lives in an area prone to flooding, so it's built with massive sluice gates and spillways under the city to get the water out and stop it from getting in. Any excess water can flow pretty freely through the city, which means if they need to people can just grab a bucket and take some, purify it and use it for whatever they want.

It's got public transport in both monorail and subway form that goes allllll over the city. Not only that, but the subway does seem to be bigger, which makes a lot of sense as you'd rather not be in the sun on hot desert days. In fact, literally all the train lines that stop at Lemuria Hub are shown to be underneath ground level. Not only that, there's an entire network of roads that runs under the city streets with the subway for regular cars and trucks. You can see it by standing on the raised windows in the street area.

If you wait a lil, you can see cars and trucks pass!

In addition, from what we've seen the rest of the city seems fairly walkable if you're prepared for it. Despite being kind of wrecked and having construction all over the place, Splatsville is incredibly well designed for its location- it takes a Coober Pedy-like approach, making as many of the long travel distances underground so citizens can escape the heat and having the shorter ones on monorail so it doesn't crowd the train lines. But it's still walkable, and seems pretty well defended from floods in most cases.

most obscure nintendo character of all time

he should explode, put a splat bomb in his birthday presents it'd be funny