Did You Not See His Puffy Potato Eyes, He Wants His Dads

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Fav month: August bc it's winter and spring mixed together and it's always the month everyone seems to forget.

Fav number: 8, I think I picked it when I was 8 and just rolled with it.

Fav colour: Yellow

Nicknames: Jezza, Iggy

Current Outfit: Grey t-shirt, black trackies

Current hairstyle: Its just doin it's thing

Glasses or contacts: I've never needed either, but people tell me they remins me of Stewart Lilttle when I wear glasses soo...

Dream job: Forensic scientist

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Tagged by @too-many-totebags

I tag @balexir1537

The plot of Far From Home would be ten times funnier if the whole class knew Peter was Spider-Man and just collectively decided to humor the poor boy (and Ned).

Peter: Look at the baby goats!

His classmates, already knowing there are no baby goats: Here we go again, let’s get our acting faces on.

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Betty: What’s this version of Spider-Man called?

Ned: Uhhhhh..... Night Monkey.

Betty, inwardly: God, they’re just so bad at this.

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Brad: Don’t you guys find it suspicious that Peter is always disappearing?

The class: Yes and we know why, but we don’t want to crush him. He thinks he’s doing well.

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Student 1, texting in their group chat: He didn’t bother taking off his book bag when he went out as Spider-Man.

Student 2: He’s.... he’s wearing the same clothes. Does he really think that little mask is hiding anything?

Student 3: Shhh, he’s Trying His Best.

👏 RAISE 👏 AWARENESS 👏 IT 👏 HAPPENS 👏

@too-many-totebags @thestudyingteabag @balexir1537 @izzyrose0108

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Does gaud sit in trees and scream? @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

FLY, GAUD. FLY LIKE THE WIND. POSSESS THOSE FORESTS AND SCREAM AT PEOPLE AS YOU PASS THEM.

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