They Look Sweet

lol aw

feeling silly today.

(anyway, requests are open, so feel comfortable to come in! 'cause i'm out of ideas с':)

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heheh

I'm just reposting topical memes.

honestly this is the funniest shit i've heard all year.

god damned

Filipinos!

When someone dies, the afterlife they go to is determined by WHERE they died. Dying in Scandinavia sends the soul to Valhalla or Hel, but dying in Greece lands them in Hades, and so on. You have just died in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.

have you seen the green Birdo character?

yossy

hmm...

do not tell them about

Microsoft buying the rights to the very concept of medical help.

Abmodal Triggers

well Denzel respects nature so he already had a good start.

also Denzel's threat awareness is superior.

Not only did he know every time the guy was there.

He was following the guy without his knowledge half the time.

And was already aware something was up beforehand,

because some guy was stealing food rations.

His survival instinct is through the roof.

He also somehow survived off the wild at the time.

He was given food rations for himself but didn't need them.

There's a reason Denzel has survived some of the worst situations.

Denzel met Randall while Randall was camping out.

So far a start the map locations should be obvious.

They are simply just locations of camps in the area.

Duh.

The various items of apparel are disguises.

Duh.

The knife set is so that the murder weapon can be disposed of.

Duh again.

Denzel worked volunterally with local park staff around this time.

He was responsible for monitoring emergency supply boxes.

These are boxes the size of a lunchbox that contain medical supplies and food rations as well as other obvious survival things like a radio rope and pocket knife for example.

In an emergency these can be used if you're away from camp.

Denzel told staff that food had been taken from these boxes.

Staff said that it happens all the time because people are basically horrible.

While restocking them Denzel did notice someone watching him.

Denzel was able to watch this person without getting caught.

He thought at the time it was odd.

They didn't go to the supply boxes after Denzel had seemingly left.

Denzel said that didn't make any sense at the time.

Surely if they were stealing supplies there was no reason not to.

Denzel reported the guy but the staff did nothing about it.

Turns out that guy was in fact the murderer.

Denzel recalls hearing native American chants on his trip.

Denzel knows native American language from his family.

There's a sort of rule that in certain points in the chant the listener is supposed to respond in a certain way and Denzel out of respect had done so even though at the time he believed he was alone.

Turns out Denzel was actually responding to the recording and the fact that he did so may have saved his life if the killer was actually watching him at that time.

lol

Everyone leaving Eka's Portal right now

lol

The ink bottle lying on your desk... begins to crawl away..???