Screeches

i see they're still at the imitation stage.

when they learn posing techniques,

i'd love to see their original ideas.

ikr

Today's crab is: fully saturated

cute

get pokésona’d

lol what

On Tubi, the romcoms you love just keep going.

lol

why does this meme get more and more relevant

every first yearly quarter

"i have a long car"

lol

hmm...

most nocturnal animals are harmless, that's why they come out at night, they'd get eaten if they came out of the day.

on that note, that's a herbivore.

unless you're a fruit or vegetable, they are not to be scared of.

Unironically, the human is more likely to harm you.

I'm not being 14 and deep here.

The bat really doesn't care enough about you to actually want to interact to you.

The human has more reason to interact with you in general.

Hard to get hurt by someone, who doesn't give a damn about you, wants nothing you have, has nothing you want, and you'll probably never even cross paths with, on account of you being out of their way, while they're out and about.

That's just logic lol.

When you’re a creature of eternal darkness but you’re also a total marshmallow: