Nice

where is the fish

Phrynichus deflersi is absolutely insane

whip spiders are kinda insane as is but the fact that this one exists in a small area of the map roughly around the Gulf of Aden this creates a naming convention confusion where it's officially known as The Arabian Whip Spider but it's exclusively native to Somalia and even though it's been imported illegally into Yemen, Ethiopia, Tanzania and Djibouti I think you'll notice the obvious fact that none of those locations are in Arabia with only one of them not being in Africa so we're off to a great start.

its torso is thin and flexible 6 of it's legs are twice the length of its torso bent backwards and lying so flat that it shuffles along the ground on its knees while doing the spider equivalent of the splits

its tusks yes tusks are modified into arms that are 4 times the length of it's body with fake hands on the ends of them complete with an opposable thumb

and these work together with the remaining front 2 legs that are equally as long weirdly flexible and for some reason protrude from the spider's neck and have a second shoulder joint immediately after the one attached to the neck

they have one of the smallest mouths next to the size of their body of basically any spider and even with that the teeth are even strangely small for the size of the mouth making the creature almost flat faced

here's pic of one preserved in mid-pounce pose

just to illustrate how crazy a concept that is

and oh yes it can pounce or sort of technically it doesn't so much pounce as it does shuffle along a surface at around 60 mph or 100 kph being able to manoeuvre on a dime during this movement and also conceal itself in tight spaces moving a maximum distance of 5 feet in one of these bursts which we still don't know just how many they can do at a time.

being soft-bodied it can hide in spaces that are even smaller than the size of its thorax and it's strong enough to take down prey such as fully grown rats by grabbing onto them and dragging them to their mouth where their tiny teeth chew through the rat's neck until it bleeds to death.

for scale here's one on a human hand

and here's their prey

to say the spider is strong is an understatement

oh and by the way there's a very similar creature that's local to Southern California

just so you know

and guess what else

i have a friend in the north of England that actually keeps them as pets

oh and if you go to Egypt they flavor their French fries with its urine there

Time for a disappointing factoid

Much as I would like the story to be true

The baby yoda wildfire firefighter story isn't true

It was a publicity stunt by Disney themselves

All to promote their show The Mandalorean

It's stuff like this that makes me sick to my stomach

Especially since

There genuinely was an almost identical story unfolding

Only the doll was an old unbranded teddy bear

That had been kept in the family for generations

Disney simply threw it away

And replaced it with their merchandise

Those heartless monsters

why is the Tails so terrifying?

I wanted to start my own little collaborative art thing!! Anyone can join, just save this picture, add your own little drawing, then reblog with your contribution!! :)

some rules

sfw only

no gore

can add any sonic character, even if they've already been drawn

OCs welcome!!

I hope others can have fun with this!!

also close up of my sonic

oh that date cannot be a coincidence.

i know what you saw.

Hear me out, a blanket monster pred.

It might sound childish, but I don't care.

Like it's mouth is the zipper on a comforter???

I don't want to rest under my blankets, I wanna rest in them.

"i have a long car"

considering the fact that

Microsoft is literally buying the concept of medical help

i wonder just how made up this article is

Ever hear a ridiculous news article? How about... "Businesses are trying to copyright the concept of steam, and we don't mean the Valve brand."

It wasn't even the onion

get Aardman on this

DETECTIVES MAC AND CHEESE.... DRAWING THIS ALMOST KILLED ME 🫡🧡💛 *dies*

THE TAGS

CONTEXT!

So a friend of mine said...

"I was walking my best friend home last night and they really needed to go but we were out in the middle of the street and I didn't want us to get caught by the cops so I picked up the turd and threw it into some random stranger's backyard."

How to ask for a haircut without show your hairdresser the cropped image that it's from

Go to a club and find someone with that same haircut then take them to the hairdresser and say "just like this guy's hair" works every time.