Hell Yeah

call me Soto Ahool

Nevermind extreme cuddling

I've heard plant vore referred to as.. "impatient composting"

daym. i'm gonna start calling it that now.

ikr

Today's crab is: fully saturated

"everyone's invited"

not quite everyone

what?

aw

cow in a meadow!

so just a reminder that Sweet Baby wrote the plot to this.

just saying.

This is a Naomi appreciation post. Reblog to appreciate Naomi. 🧡

what did they do to it

on a more silly note

this music video I saw on christmas morning as I was checking out the xmas music compilation shows before people arrived and it is a spectacle. Its just so awful you can't help but laugh. Also I hate Michael Buble. He really thought he was the next Frank Sinatra the pretentious twat!

let me list what annoyed me about this stupid but also funny bad music video

1 - Michael Buble

2 - the song isn't even from the movie you are referencing. Why not sing silver and gold or just fucking rudolph the red nose reindeer. You don't even need their permission for that one.

3 - there are no penguins in the movie

4 - I swear the reindeer's eyes were drawn on by Buble himself lol

5 - non of the reindeer are rudolph which is THE WHOLE POINT OF THE THING YOU ARE REFERENCING

6 - the reindeer look so sad and uncomfortable every time Buble touches them lol

7 - we aren't racist. LOOK! a black elf and a chinese elf! WE AREN'T RACIST! which are not in the movie they are referencing btw

8 - Buble fucking hijacks santas sleigh and just throws the gifts randomly out the back. not downwards in the chimneys like in the movie. He also flirts with a female snowoman. Is that the snowmans wife? He's a damn menace.

9 - you are not Rankin Bass Buble! Fuck you!

If you are a Buble fan 1 I don't care 2 I'm in a mood please just let me rant a bit. I have against him personally coz I don't know the guy and you don't know him either so you have no right to defend him. I am just judging him on how pretentious and dumb his music is. Maybe he is a nice guy otherwise i don't fucking know.

considering the fact that

Microsoft is literally buying the concept of medical help

i wonder just how made up this article is

Ever hear a ridiculous news article? How about... "Businesses are trying to copyright the concept of steam, and we don't mean the Valve brand."

It wasn't even the onion

cute

What fixating on childhood fav internet cartoons does to a mf 😹

I googled it.

There are over 600 pronunciations of his name.

Each one local a different part of China.

People on Tumblr are seriously arguing about the pronunciation of sauce. Hey why don't you ask the Chinese how to pronounce this guy's name?

#I roast my marshmallows with the fires of Hades