Interesting Date There

interesting date there

The vorny real estate agent when I ask her if I can take a "full tour" of the property:

How it actually started

The Eka's Portal admin is now banned from cheese and we also got some new members.

So apparently all cheese in the USA is held under the same company's rights and somehow God knows how the Eka's Portal administration somehow managed to get themselves banned from ever buying any of their products.

I didn't even know that was a possibility. I guess I never thought of it.

So apparently the Eka's admins cannot legally purchase any products containing cheese in the United States or any foreign products that contain American cheese i.e. things like Doritos.

Just how badly must you fail for that even to happen.

Apparently the only other person who is still living who is also banned was apparently responsible for a flood of boiling corn pottage that killed 12 people.

What the hell did Eka do?

On an unrelated note...

(i think)

Earlier today Eka banned more of their members.

So now we have a bunch of new people.

Apparently Eka banned them for being British.

They thought they were the same person.

Because they came from the same country.

Ooo...kay...

Well they seem really nice people.

(isn't everyone who gets banned from EP?)

Also they make games a lot.

They have a few hundred nomming games to their name.

They will fit in well here.

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jichan05

1 year ago

can we put the arsonist

who tried to burn down a Kraft factory

in the same place as the self professed sith lord

who tried to kill the queen of england

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jichan05

1 year ago

we need more ecchidnas

Art trade with @/Thatbirdguy_ on twitter

Had the privilege of drawing one of my favorite OCs of theirs, Knoxal the Echidna!

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jichan05

1 year ago

this has the same vibe as

Princess Yue as the Moon Spirit in a style inspired by Alphonse Mucha.

🌸 This piece is available as a print here! 🌸

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jichan05

1 year ago

Eka's Portal the special interest website that literally nobody uses.

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/derogatory attention seeking ekas portal unreasonable conspiracy theorist egotistical aggressive behavior delusion of grandeur actually paranoid hate crimes living in denial inciting violence opinionated npc irl self isolating turophobia no offline friends lives alone condescending screams at neighbors prank calls 911 for companionship lives off their parents money lives in their parents house suspicious of nature midlife virgin hates everything but dogs sometimes also hates dogs even their own parrot hates them lives in filth neglectful pet owner

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jichan05

1 year ago

so many cute plush!

Anyway here's a version of the post with just the colony, you're allowed to reblog this one if you want to :)